So you have billion dollar idea, keep it to yourself.....

At least, it was honest comment by developer........
Have you ever encountered such funny statement/code ?

Windows user can understand 😞

Me - I want to work on Java.
Boss - you are working on Java right?
Me - no, just Angular JS
Boss - yes it's the same right... Angular Js, JavaScript, java

Me - (hmmmm, what if I had just said angular, would he assume I was doing geometry?)

Prof - Students, from now If someone asks you what you did yesterday, explain every minute detail of the task... Use fluent English, use rich vocabulary and MOST IMPORTANTLY -- if you were not able to complete your plans, make sure the other person knows it wasn't UR MISTAKE.... Don't forget to call out things that u asked for but will be delayed due to "unavoidable circumstances".
Make sure you take atleast 2 mins to finish. At the end greet everyone by saying "That's it".

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HOW TO BECOME EFFECTIVE STANDUP SPEAKER

When you love python too much..

True AF.

Another mystery solved...