We all know and love this type of customers

examiner :- how would you write a c program to prevent Titanic from sinking?

me :- float Titanic;

What I thought back end developing was before I got into programming

Dear dfox,

Thank you for not making your app completely change layouts and screw up scrolling whenever we turn on our sides when reading rants in bed, unlike nearly every mobile web browser out there. We all really appreciate it.

--Random devRanter

Testing

Ummm, thanks but no...

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

Making libraries work together. Gluing things together is easy, right?

These Internet Explorer jokes always make me laugh 😂😂

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

Donald Trumph is a remainder that you should just apply for a job you want even if you don't have the experience!!

Dear America, it is time for us to band together and ctrl-z out of this situation 😳

Walking PM through what not to click during demo today..

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

"Python is such a hard language. It has so many rules" - Undergraduate Student who sent out mass email to the class

*Professor makes the next assignment in ARM Assembly*

Are you kidding me? 😂
This progress bar is the best

Networking jokes

I self-training on PHP, Ruby, Python, C# during 1 year without knowledge in programming. Now I finally find a job as professionnal web developper, without degree !

Pretty much

Well...shit

Yes. You don't use Windows until and unless you are developing for Windows environment!

Fb Messenger

got it somewhere on the net

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

For the maths-savy out there, this is a fine example of a 404 message. Awesome!

Pro Tip: You can drastically reduce keystrokes in any editor by using your brain before typing.

When you come back to the first link you found googling and only now you understand it because of the bits and pieces you gathered meanwhile.

No words...