Api means monkey in icelandic, and this is what comes to mind when someone says that a function calls the api.

Guy: I don't understand how people could actually learn or work as programmers.. It's so boring.

Me: have you ever programmed before?

Guy: yes

Me: what language?

Guy: matlab

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the balls. Actually just I thought about it. Maybe 3 hours later.

Made a syntax error in my sudoers file and somehow deleted the .tmp file so I don't have permission to change my sudoers file.

Hmm, let's just - - save-dev everything.

Install Chrome, without IE..