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About

A bored dev trying to understand the world
Skills

React Native, C++ and Linux
Location

Belém, PA
Github

aaneto

Joined devRant on 9/27/2016

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One is omnipresent and one tries to be omnipresent covertly

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Dear Javascript, this is why lots of people don't like you.

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Intel's new CPUs are faster, so your text editor can be based on a slower version of chrome, with a even slower bloated JavaScript framework. Congratulations!

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Job requirements nowadays...

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Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

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They break your heart too 😭💔

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I am at a loss for words. This JavaScript powers the login of a company's intranet

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Umm, Wut?

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Working with a very RESTful API, when suddenly...

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"You're the CSS of my HTML"

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Me (6yo): Whatcha doing?
Dad: Programming.
Me: ???
Dad: If I type this on the screen and hit this key *color appeared on screen*
Me: *eyes go wide... Dad is magician*

And here I am nearly 30 years later still learning.

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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

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Ahhh DDoS attacks

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When I was trying to learn about parameters 😂

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What gif

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Multithreaded Programming

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Now hiring front end developer

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"My teacher always said that data redundancy is a really bad thing."

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The secret robot internet

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The joys of web dev

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Making a programmer fix your pc is like making a professional painter paint your fence

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I think we all can agree that I write perfect code.

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My life in one picture

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What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

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My entire programming career.

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Am I the only one that uses chopsticks to eat snacks at the computer?!?

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No proble

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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

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Um.. Ok. *click*

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