The lazy solution...

Creating a new account is always fun...

"This Is My Secure Password" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed.

"ThisIsMySecurePassword" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a number

"ThisIsMySecurePassword1" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a special character

"ThisIsMySecurePassword 1" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword%1" <-- Sorry, the % character is not allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword_1" <-- Sorry, passwords must be shorter than 16 characters

"Fuck" <-- Sorry, passwords must longer than 6 characters

"Fuck_it" <-- Sorry, passwords can't contain bad language

"Password_1" <-- Accepted.

I can't decide what is more annoying: poor use of new services/technology, or calling me "mate" follows by a kiss...

Coming back from a break and I'm fixing some minor bugs in an app I'm developing.

The simulator runs the app perfectly.

Builds to android and iOS;

Shows splash screen then nothing...

No error messages...

The worst part is I didn't change any of the code in the files that are meant to be running at this point.

I'm very confused rn!

At least Harambe enjoys my rants!

Who wants to work on this? 👌👌

Writes code that runs without bugs first time....

I did a stupid...

This is how cables are meant to be! 😍

Always worth considering...

Is this a unicorn free zone? 😂

Is this the real life..?

omg apple does not like to make things easy! Trying to set up developer accounts for a company but a company can't be an agent? a team member who isn't an agent can't create certificates or keys?

Android development seems so easy and nice now

Have you tried turning it on and off again? ;)

apple.... 👿👿👿

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance!

I obfuscate so well even I can't tell you what it does!