The API they gave me.

Always works on my machine

optimization?

Fuck XCode! -
Yesterday I had the stupid idea to rename an icon file. Checked that XCode was building the application still fine. Ran it over the build server: Failed, complaining about the old missing icon file! Checked again and again, but there was no friggin' reference to the old file in the whole repo.
Log in to the machine clear the build folder and try to build the component again. Bang still same error and the references to no longer existing files reappear.
Turns out XCode was caching those references somewhere in the home directory as "DerivedData" and after deleting those, I could build again... but why on earth are you building a cache if you cannot properly invalidate it? Just to waste our time?
(@xcodesucks)

null vs undefined

dev1: have you finished the task?

dev2: yep

dev1: why don't you open a PR?

dev2: I'll open one at 17:59. I want to sleep this night

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

Yeah Apple, fuck up your SECOND Xcode release in a SINGLE WEEK and make me download ANOTHER 7 GIGABYTES (I've grown up with a 2.4 KBITS/S modem!) for what's probably a ONE-LINER FIX in your bloated SHIT!

When you don't know what the fuck is going on with your code anymore

Every damn night!

Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 1 week later
Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 1 week later

Boss: How long till it's done?
Me: 1 week

... 10 months later

Boss: It's almost Christmas
Me: 1 week

Every fu**in time!!

is there any android developer here? Actually i am new here want some new friends

always proud of those 10 lines 👏

It happens

Genius troll 😂😂

Adding features to a legacy codebase

Do not let the user make you doubt yourself

If this shit doesn't hurt

Story nerve ends

Hahaha 🤖

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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....Meme....

Always double check your work before submitting😀

When you merge your own pull request....

this is it!

Ever feel this😂😂

It does run...

I swear all my clients are like these! I can probably teach a blind monkey faster than these idiots.

PC: marketoonist