Dev paradox: When you test your new test framework to see if it can test.

Designed and implemented a bug tracking service for the team that I was working, even now everyone is loving and using it.

Not slapping someone when they call an object a thing or worse a thingy, it's like working with basic Starbucks bitches

Trying to explain your parents what you actually do

I just hate when people say that coding is hard, it's the same as cooking, as long as you follow the steps it can't go wrong.
Also some people suck at cooking too, so some poeple just suck.

After a 4 year CS college completed and 3 years of java experience I have found the biggest challenge of my life when my gf asked me to teach her programming. After explaining 10 times what a class and an object is , I started to understand how frustrating is for a teacher with a shitty pay to teach an know-it-all dumb fuck to write a hello world after 2 years of college.