This made me laugh

99 IT recruiters on the phone, 99 IT recruiters.
Take one down and pass it around, 99 IT recruiters on the phone.

Dev and Social balance?!?

There is no balance it is one and the same. If you need balance between them it means they exclude each other.

Dev is sociable to an extreme. In which other field do you see hundreds of random people collaborating as if they were friends for decades?

Haha am Eager to see this.

Look what someone found in reddit in Android's default hello world project!

Terrifying really

When I try to motivate/advice someone and they still go on sad

Trying to make a not realistic deadline,set today for yesterday. Pleasing clients is what I do.

With a little #catsupport, she is probably wondering why I'm not in bed so she can sleep on me.

The first time I learnt about regex and used it. It was magical.

Beating my imposter syndrome at work. Finishing my degree so my coworkers consider me a "real programmer." Having the confidence to do both.

Segmentation fault core dumped

Best Valentine’s Day present ever! She knows me so well. This will be VERY useful in work.

Thanks @Number0, love you

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coincidence?

We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

"Good design is in all the things you notice. Great design is in all the things you don’t." - Wim Hovens

"There is no such thing as simple. Simple is hard." - Martin Scorsese

Another day, another hit piece against gaming.

So, a 15-year old boy hanged himself and the media goes all „This was caused by this game“, even though NO FUCKING TRACES OF THE GAME WERE FOUND ON THE LAPTOP OF THE DECEASED!!!

And then of course my freaking parents go all lecturing me about how the internet twists the brain into not being adequate towards reality etc.

First off, CAN THE FUCKING COLLECTION OF COCKSUCKERS that is the fucking media just fucking get a grip on reality? It was literally said in the same sentence that the supposed game that caused that was not found in any form on the person's laptop. You would think an online game that you take months to play through would need at least some fucking download to run, right? Unless it was a freaking video chat bullshit that they call a „game“ just for the fucking spite of gamers.

Second, HOW FUCKING LONG WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO FUCKING ACCEPT THAT IT'S NOT THE TECH THAT MAKES PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES? How hard is it to fucking understand?

Third... How do people in their 60s freaking think they understand anything about modern gaming when they have no freaking way of interacting with it other than these hit pieces? They certainly give more fucks about what a hired bitch of a lying „journalist“, that cannot even talk properly, says. Oh, they care so much about the children. Have they never thought that people are killing themselves exactly because they feel nobody cares about them?

Fourth. How fucking long do parents like mine deny the reality that just as long as they see me as an incomplete copy of my sisters I will be suicidal? Let me guess... It's video games causing me to be oh, so inadequate when I've not played any of them for quite some time...

Fifth... How am I out of touch with reality when these people have never known how I „work“, so to speak, as a person, and they've been the ones basically dictating all my life? Let me see why I'm unhappy...

I know I complain a lot. Sorry for that. But I just cannot stand people like them. People that lie all the time and project that on you while depriving you of any means of defending yourself in a debate...

She's back

Embracing the darkside.

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Shit getting to next level!

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Am I the only one who never used the numpad on the keyboard?

Makes Perfect Sense..

When see your boss on side of the street

Where you're really into computers and shit but your parents forced you to become doctor.

RIP Privacy

I wanna do so many things but Fuck masturbation

As a programmer, I'm outraged.