The best part of being a developer? Finding extra side work (easily) to completely pay for a vacation for my wife and I to Ecuador/Peru! We're currently sitting in the airport!

Customer: I have installed Windows on my computer
Support: Yes, and ?
C: And I have problem now...
S: You already said that.

Could not resist sharing.
Src: http://commitstrip.com/en/2013/...

The University Struggle: when you want to actually code and learn your major but you have an English essay, a Spanish project, chemistry homework, and a book to read all within two days.
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Not to mention my actual computer science classes don't teach anything useful in terms of programming

Whenever I need to make any changes related to React-Router, I just curl up in the corner of my room and cry :(

When i found devrant in play store. I dont know why, but because it was something like a community, installed it, found out java, installed eclipse, then found out android is java (well at that moment...) so i am doing android development until now! (me 15)

Are you guys excited for new Silicon Valley episodes? We'll, I am!!

Ctrl + S

How I keep my job. ☺

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

very long pause.......

"Java"

Calendar

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

When this happens...

Use Vim. What could happen?...