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Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

Just got this slack from our server admin.

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

Fair point

Calling it a good day :D

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

I got my nieces Github t-shirts. My sister just sent me this.

My employer bought some new 40" 4k displays to the office. The want us to evaluate if they are any good, and if so replace all monitors... No real developers has one, only HR people sitting there with one huge window with office or word open!! It makes me cry! And they will most likely say they are too big!

When everyone left the office I tried one... OMG, i need this in my life! 😍

Just leaving this here

Parents with computer problems

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

Hopefully not a repost, just found this on Twitter
#firstPost

What the...!

HOSTEL WOULDN'T NOTIFY ME ON THE MAIL BUT LET SOME MOTHERFUCKER STEAL IT AND LEAVE THE COVER RIGHT THERE 😡
WAITED FIVE FUCKING MONTHS FOR THIS 🤒

Today was a successfull day: I posted a question on StackOverflow and I didn't receive any downvote

Developers be like:

Dat ass

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.

Rofl😂😂😂

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

Got hacked in a day after deploying my first site. 😑 I just started developing. Well, I am thankful for that person to point it out to me otherwise I wouldn't have known.

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

STOP DOING THIS!!!

Android stuck on boot when running from SD card
Source: Reddit

Hahahaha

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

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For the NSA guys out there :p

When your bug isn't on StackOverflow and you start to lose your sanity