My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

My life seen from the people around me.

My laptop... when I am searching for best laptops

One of these is full of shit.

Hell yay

Finally some user facing change on @Wikipedia
#PagePreview

Shouldn't this have come much much earlier?

I guess everyone need this :)

When you've been only doing web dev for a while:

Long time, no c

I see my boss interested in learning new languages as if it is gonna be some sort of holy grail but his logic remains the same.

I'm in a step of my life that I finally understand that this language fight is a total waste of time:

PhP is fucking delicious to deploy

Java is fucking delicious to work with spring boot

Python has a fucking delicious syntax and I wanna marry it

Go is fucking delicious to outperform others

Anyway, my point is that when you get the hang of it you should learn concepts and improve your logic instead of hoping language x is gonna save you, its not.

New devRant web app for desktop is now live! (https://devrant.com - the .com will now redirect to feed if you are logged in) Let us know what you think, and especially if you spot any bugs (very likely some slipped through). Some cool new features are still in development, will be out shortly.

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

Remember those days?

Dear Skype,

[“hip”,”hip”]
hip hip array!
- so happy finish work for today

When Your computer gets too much hot, It freezes.

Found this at my school in the broadcasting department. It makes me mad on many levels

Oh no!

Every website: “Please disable your ad blocker to have a better experie—“

Me:

Everything is going as planned

EVERYTIME!!

My son: "Dad I am strong, I do judo".
Me: "Dear son I got the power,I do the sudo"

When a live demo works during a talk

How to get a job at apple

Me: I mend shoes

Website Intro: Hello! I'm here to tell you how my life changed since I learned to build websites and became independent blah blah blah

Me: Cool. One sec.

*scrolls down*

Footer: Proudly powered by WordPress. Get the theme here!

Me: Bruh... No.

*Logs out of devRant to be productive.*

*Still recieves notifications even though I logged out."

*Fails to be productive for the entire day.*

It's almost 10 pm and I still didn't do any homework. I guess I'm going to disable devRant using clearlock again. :(