Javascript

I love when the internet cuts off in the middle of a 50GB upload that was 90% done.. 😥

The moment when you are so engrossed in your work that you forget that your earphones have not been playing any music for a while.

My old laptop had an ear bud warmer right here. This new one is defective, those ear buds are still cold.

I designed a logo for a family member's business with the expectation that I would receive payment once the work was completed. I wasn't expecting a lot, I only really do freelance work for software but I know my way around Illustrator. I'm not one to charge family anywhere near full price and I felt no contract was needed. We were back and fourth for a little bit, getting the logo to his liking. Silly me during all of this didn't watermark any of the images I was sending (didn't think I'd have to, you know... Family) and a little while later he's gone and ordered shirts with the logo on it without paying or even contacting me. When I confronted him about it, he pulls out the whole "No contract was made" bullshit. It's ridiculous how arrogant people can be, I was asking for $50. I put a good 15 hours into it with all the alterations he wanted. 15 hours I could have spent on actual clients.

TLDR; Designed a logo for a family member without a contract, he decided not to pay.

I'm busted... 🐎💨

8-Bit Cat

Don't you just love it when you're in the middle of an agreed content freeze and a marketing drone demands an immediate content deployment to production because they made a blog post and it's "super urgent" that it goes live right now.

Coffee. No other tool does as much for my productivity.

Do you ever see someone's great work online and the amount of accomplishments he had, and see your confidence drop? At the same time, it's inspiring.

Time to until data download completes is 35%

When you have to watch a online 30min tutorial on youtube and the guy uses the light theme on everything! *_*

I hope that was a typo.

Windows 10:/ even with 16GB of RAM it's testing my patience😡😡

High school teacher: if your mind it's in the cloud, you'll never accomplish anything.

Present me: :/

Start to work, open laptop, open IDE, open editor, excited for coding, end up with youtube, fuck my life

Does anyone​ else hates when people use a phone to take a picture of their screen instead of taking a screenshot?

Don't overload yourself with many projects at the same time. Seriously.

Creating a personal website:
Step 1: Have 20mins of inspiration.
Step 2: Spend a day writing css and js
Step 3: Realize it sucks because (ugly || bad responsive design || not enough content)
Step 4 Experience no inspiration what so ever for next week
Step 5: Repeat

If you wanna replace few of the carousel banners in your website, at least fucking send me the image with the same aspect ratio or resolution compared to the old images.
WHY THE FUCK YOU WANNA BLAME THE DEV TEAM WHEN YOUR GRAPHIC TEAM AND YOUR MARKETING TEAM IS SHIT?

Client: It works, it looks great! Thanks for everything!
Me: What? That isn't the new application, that's your old one. Your new one goes live tonight.

Le me everytime opportunity knocks on my door.

The most ironic statement I've ever seen.

Guilfoyle - the badass of nerds. I think he speaks for most of us.

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Debugging in production be like...

Programming fact....

God damnit. Just when you thought you were safe..

This > whiteboard

Sales Guy: Hey Man, you know what? you should go back to college and advance your knowledge in Software Engineering. This way you will be an expert in programming and handling the Servers.
Me: I started programming at the age of 17 and started handling servers by the age of 18. Can I ask you something if you don't mind?
Sale Guy: Yea sure I don't mind anything
Me: Get the fuck out of here