[person] so, what do game developers do?
[me]

my eyes hurts so much

That moment a co-worker spotted u on devRant 😰

A friend just asked me if I can convert a pdf to an image file.
Me: yes sure (easier to do than to ask why)
Me: What format do you want it in JPG or PNG?
Friend: yes
Me: ...

Sometimes it's easier to just do it than to start asking and teaching people how to use computers...

Wow, they arrived faster than I expected. Thanks from Germany :)

Microsoft pushes out an update more than we push _________.

Trust your imagination.

No offence fortran and smalltalk guys !

best time to code..? before everyone gets in.. after everyone leaves..

Me on day 1 of learning a new language:

Good night

I got a new laptop today, it only had internet explorer so I used it and it's actually not that bad at downloading other browsers (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

OH MY GOD!! THIS API IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!!

Times have changed fast..

And for my birthday my girlfriend told me "your age++"
I don't know who told her that (she knows nothing about programming languages) but that was cute.

#Linux

When you're going away for the weekend..

You havent lived as a dev until you develop that nervous twitch of ctrl+s spamming.

True!

Whoops!

My new coding buddy is coming home October 11.

History

I had to do it

A new personal best for Microsoft Venereal Studio. Build succeeded with 17,590 errors.

!rant

Boss: I need to talk to you.
Me: Something wrong?
Boss: No, just need to talk.
(Not sure what to think)

Meet with boss, first thing he does is shake my hand and proceeds to tell me thank you for all the work you or in on the last project. On tomorrow in addition to your paycheck $1K after taxes will be deposited into your account.

#feeling very appreciated

When your code compiles without errors

When none of your stuff is working properly and everyone keeps coming over to bug you

* Google announces a prize for hacking it *
* Searches google - how to hack google - *

back from a 3 week vacation...

*googles "introduction to web development"*

You have done a great job!! Thanks for delivering the project on time. It is exactly what I asked for. I will ask for no changes and I will pay you right away.

Said no client ever.

<table> ftw