We all do this!! 😅

There is no BUG on release day, just some random features.

When you read oath as oauth, it's time to take some break 😨

After a long day in the office, I just really enjoy riding my bike around the city at night.

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

An old one, but funny af. Shows the pain freelancers have to go through.

Please design a logo for me.
With pie charts.
For free.

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

That fruit is not a sticker 😅
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++ on this, will book a place on my phoenixMc

I found one of these in person :D

I had seen them on here before, but now I've seen one myself lmao

if your code isn't working, try leaving it in rice overnight

My father used to beat the living shit outta me for getting low marks during my school days. Happy Father’s Day lol

Was going to get some REST but her API was wide open:

PUT my/boner/inside/her
413 Request Entity Too Large

Fuck.

Today we had an exam in college where we were expected to code the new facebook from scratch in one hour and fifteen minutes

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, its not that good.

I couldn't resist the built-in dual displayport connectors, so I brought my laptop into the office to see the dual 4k displays on it. I will never be this productive again.

!rant
Selected at a better college
@ceee @Floydian @RememberMe

Remember what I told you more than a year back on that Skype call?
I fucking did it

Boys and girls. Never work as a Udacity mentor to get some extra pocket money. NEVER EVER! They are absolute rubbish. It is sad to see the platform that I once loved get transformed from an extremely cool thing into this crap.

There will be a rant or a series of rants in the future about this.

Hahahahaha

Long time ago i signed up to Devrant. After this i relocated... Finally bought me a new #Toy :)
Happy to be back and to see some old names 🙂🙂🙂

Good advice

it's a real thing

Mid-Friday: Boss: Start programming this application.
Me: Cool, how will it be setup? what lang-
Boss: Everything's already setup, just start programming in PHP. Check in and make sure it's done by Wednesday morning before 9.
Mid-Tuesday:
Me: Cool, it's done. Had some trouble with connecting our database to the clients, some permissions were conflicting.
Boss: Now I need you to pull it, publish it to our other azure portal, change it to ASP.NET Core 2.1 MVC and install it to teams. Also change the database to MySQL.
Me: I thought everything was already setup.
Boss: things change.
Me: Cool.
*Pulls an all nighter*
Me: Something isn't right...
Wednesday
Me*hasn't slept yet*: It's done.
Boss: Why do you look so tired?
Me: I was working last night
Boss: Well you shouldn't do that.
Me: The deadline is today. only way it was going to get done before 9 was to do it last night.
Boss: Doesn't matter.
9am Meeting:
Boss: it was easy, no hassle, it's up and running.
Me: no hassle?

You are deep into your code... Thinking, debugging...

Then you stretch a bit and hit your leg on the power button....!!!!😑😣

I'm noob master 69

Server side scripting using python

I love it!!!

That moment when you have more comments than ++

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Just some office stuff.....

In my short time of working in the IT industry, I have seen my co-workers treated badly during their notice period before resignation.
The question is why!!??
So, today when I found this story, I knew it will stay with me forever ..

First day at Internship. Did absolutely nothing other than filling up a police verification form