Dear ${dev_name}, you have a bug.

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

Go directly to production. Do not pass unit tests.

Algorithm strikes again! 😁

A few weeks into my first dev job, the owner of the company sent out an email directing that we were no longer allowed to use open source software in our web projects.

I didn't stay there very long.

Time to defile this thing with something awesome! Thanks for the stickers @dfox & @trogus 😁

Let's deploy this Friday

I would write a virus that would destroy every copy of Internet Explorer and it's source code.

Worst: working a job where I wasn't learning anything and had shit management.

Best: got a new job where I'm learning lots and has great management.

Either there's a bug in this watch or I've traveled back in time...

2016++ Happy New Year devRant!

Code quality as measured in WTFs/minute.

Thanks to all the sys admins and devs keeping the internet up and running through the holidays. It's a crazy time of year and I'm sure it only means more work for a lot of you at an already stressful time. So thanks again for being the glue holding it all together; we really appreciate your work 🍻

Some days you get git, other days git gets you.

!rant && query

Anyone else have a victory song for when you solve a really challenging code problem? Mine is "Yeah!" by Usher.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.

String concatenation in PHP is the 'dumb'.'est';

Don't have the needed functionality in Javascript? There's a package for that!