You probably should be working right now.

(Also, first post)

It does run...

Ever feel this😂😂

What would you do in this situation?

Am I in danger now??

Don't you hate it when your co-worker does dumb things, but thinks it's the "clean code" way?
The following is a conversation between me and a co-worker, who thinks he's superior to everyone because he thinks he's the only one who read the Clean Code series. Let's call him Bill.

Me: I think the feature we need is quite simple, our application needs to call this third party API, parse the response and pass it to the next step. Why do you need to bury everything under an abstraction of 4 layers?
Bill: bEcAuSe It'S dEcOuPlInG, aNd MaKe ThE cOdE tEsTaBlE
Me: I don't know man, you only need to abstract the third party api client, and then mock it if you want. Some interfaces you define makes no sense at all. For example, this interface only has 1 concrete implementation, and I don't think it will ever have another. Besides, the concrete implementation only gets the input from the upper layer and passes it down the lower layer. Why the extra step? I feel like you're using interface just for the sake of interface.
Bill: PrOgRaMmInG tO iNtErFaCe, NoT cOnCrEtE iPlEmEnTaTiOn!!!
Me: You keep saying those words, I don't think they mean what you think they mean. But they certainly do not mean that every method argument must be an interface
Bill: BuT uNcLe BoB blah blah blah...
Me: *gives up all hope*

Job title: Native Mobile Developer

Job Description: ionic, Angular js, Cordova.

🤷

After a year and a half of unemployment and near depression, multiple rejections and turmoil from within my family, I finally got a job!

Never give up, just believe in yourself and in the universe.

Onwards and upwards!

When you develop you cat scratcher with electron

Noticed this at fb

This is hilarious 😂😂

you fucking WHAT

That make me cry😂

Polite way to say fuckoff

excuse yourself from the person and start typing
" what is the polite way to say fuck off to person" in google while saying words in moderate voice. Another person should hear you or see your screen and get the hint!

Learning to program is just learning what the real questions you should be asking is.

I like this dude :D

Multithreaded programming

Me: *Run the project and nothing works*
My brain: Do it again

Thank you Tata sky

Come on... Whatever we say, these guys won't just stop testing in production

I dare you to beat my wallpaper 🤪

I mean, they're not wrong...

Why do programmers are introvert? 🤔

IDE war! 🔥

Ehmm ... Hi!

Deep in my heart I hate css

I found out recently that Facebook is embedding tracking data in the form of IPTC metadata in images that you upload. This way the images can be tracked even after you download them.

Because I'm an anarchist and just want to watch the world burn a little, I made a tiny server to replace the id hash that they embed with a random one, just to see if I can't fuck with their algorithm a little bit.

You can check out the project here https://github.com/watzon/fbmdob

recursion...

Guys, next to the moon right now, Jupiter.
Get away from your pc and. Take a look. Pretty amazing.

Send your unix nudes