It's a markup language... whats your problem.

Also the DOM used in java-script is technically part of HTML5.

The term html5 programming may seam awkward but is not entirely wrong...

You cant do that much with java-script without the DOM to work with...

Compare it with .net programming... vs C# progamming

maybe do that in javascript next time...

she cant complain about being treated like a prototype :p

yes apple are much better they actually make their computers into trash bins

(personally i prefer mucking about with the console doing Ascii art based games)

unity is cool but it's also annoying to learn all the fiddly bits.... coding is much more fun and straight forward... fucking about with ridgid bodies and trying to get your character not to fall through the floor is annoying!

it does have it's good sides though... bit frakly my attempt to learn has lead to me forgetting more then i learn (as impossible as that may seam)

That was always a rather stupid feature..

reminds me of when i first tried minecraft on a friends server...

first day i built a house in the middle of a lake... with a fire place and a swiming pool... i used a combination of stone and wood...

then it burnt down causing my house to both burn and be flooded in a rought 50/50 split...

then i moved on and built a fort... close to a zombie infested forest...

so I sat fire to the forest.... this was way back... So i accidentally turned the whole server into Mordor.... my friends never trust me on their minecraft server after that :p

PHP is like Trump! too fucking old and unwilling to learn and unfit for basically anything! och and conservative as all fuck...

PHP programmers please please please just learn something better like Ruby on rails, Java, node.js, C# or what ever!

Sure you can build modern framworks on top of it.... but that is basically like building a luxury mansion on top of a trashheap.... though arguably it would also be made from trash....

Like the trump tower made from dog poo....

I mean seriously that langauge has barely changed from the time when classical ASP was popular...

ASP.net has gone from classic -> webforms-> MVC -> new MVC project format developed in parallel with .netcore...

please php programmers move on let that mess die of!

@Jilano i would imagine that combo would be quite common for obvious reasons

yuck! why is anyone still using PHP based systems... other then media wiki... that one i can tolerate...

Seriously that fucking language only has been fucking up Unicode for decades long...

it's like they are till building their shit with classic ASP.... except possibly worse...

PHP is like some disgusting cockroach that just wont die no matter how often you try to stomp it out...

seriously people need to flee to better platforms like ruby on rails or node.js or java or better yet .net

PHP is evil!

3Gb seams a bit... weaksause...

I mean fuck my mobile phone has that much ram... which is fine... for a phone!

not a computer... dude upgrade already!

i'll never catch on... you cant substitute magical raindeer...

unless you replace the sled with a tardis...

well known fact many long furred house cats are actually a form of evolved slime monster as become apparant when they fall asleep in a transparant plastic box....

they relax and flow into the container

i am pretty sure this one is about to split into several part and then fall down on the floor and flow together again...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NzoWM_KFp...

Monday is the most common day to die on.

Incidentally it worse if it ocures on a daylight savings change day..

and while you can abolish daylights savings time you cant abolish Mondays... :(

My best tip is to institute some kind of personal chear up ritual... like a really nice meal at lunch time or something...

I would get a new York cut with big fries and a half a corn cob when i worked at Ericsson in Kista(stockholm).

that always cheered me up and made Mondays something to look forward too :)

well it's a question of definition..

if you ever use hardware or software in ways not originally intended then your basically a hacker based on one definition of the word.

because your doing hacks...

I prefer the word cracker for those who do illegal hacks as it accentuates the more destructive aspects suggesting more criminal intent...

I think all of Itunes is shady period :p

But thau must!

Look of a devil worshiping killer clown that likes eatiing babies...

chances are good it will like php too...

hmmmm maybe android needs to list permissions that come from other apps the app depends on...

i've personally only used zxing in this way...

But reusing existing apps is smart.. why reinvent the wheel and bloat the phone with heavy apps that have to know how to do everything when you don't have to?

bipolar client...

@stimulate vulkan gives more direct access to the hardware... not n00b stuff... really not something to tackle as a beginner or someone not obsessive about their math...

But i love it when someone who knows what they are doing use it.... i get 145ish fps in doom4... i really hope wolfenstine new colosus will have that kind of performance...

incidentally why not use some library to simplify things? or maybe a ready made game engine?

though some math is inevitable... i am forced to figure out that shit too playing around with WebGL...

(Yay! i managed to render out a textured cube yesterday Progress! (in angular2 with typescript... so it was tricky to set up...))

OpenGL WebGl and Vulkan for the win!

Death and ignomy for DirectEggs! down with windows little lock in kingdom!

Death to the eggbox/eggbone! Fuck Microsoft(as a dushbag lockin platform... their ide's and other frameworks are nice) long live freedom of choice!

you can down vote to make it even too....
or down vote it to make it a prime because prime numbers are cool...

or down vote it because screw numbers!

or downvote it because the sky is blue etc...

if (true) {
// The good and proper way!
}
else
{
// HERECY!!!
}

You can learn a language in one minute
< move pointer left
> move pointer right
+ increment pointer
- decrement pointer
[ start loop
] check if current pointer value is 0 if true exit loop otherwise repeat
, read a byte from the instream into the current pointer position
. output the current pointer value

Congratulation you now know brainfuck

3 month course is a good start depending on the scope and ambition level.

you have time to learn a language maybe some html and working with databases... not very deeply but its a start...

If the course gives the studen plural sight access and he really takes advantage then its totally doable...

Wont be a great developer right away but will be a developer.

@blaoen cool! will it be an expensive bit of kit or something likely to be avalible to the mass market or a specialist item?

sounds like a fun bit of hardware to tinker with...

I happen to like Azure myself if for no other reason then that it means microsoft is open sourcing everything in sight and moving to a more service based profit model...

just a matter of time until windows is either a) totally open source or b) just another linux distro....

Also you do know you can host linux VMs on windows azure dont you?

Hell they are even makign a sqlserver version of linux...

Mean while Oracle is destroying all that is good and pure with java.... :p

I like win10 and generally favour anyone adopting it... that's in part because win7 and 8 needs to die along with the rest...

because then IE will finally be dead and burried!

Also older operating systems will not get updated and thus be more vunerable..

Also at the rate windows are open sourcing more and more i would not be surprized if windows is just another linux distro in a few more years....

i mean fuck they are adding bash to it...