it's been 3 years since i last logged in, happy to see you again

When your uncle is an Assembly Language programmer, developing Gym Trademills and shit
And he thinks working with Web Technologies is damn easy..

Hahah seriously?

Oh Wait a Min.. :|

@xroad that's the pic u asked for, richard stallman's autograph

that moment when you finish your project literally a minute before deadline, just before entering the presentation room

A "Follow" option, to follow and get notifications from your favourite devRanter?

I've finally had that career changing moment where I know what I'm doing.

The best comment I ever read in the production...

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

Roses are red
Exceptions are blue
Empty catch blocks are going to hurt you!

try
{ somethingVeryDangerous() }
catch { // No Op
}
finally { SaveFile() }

Jobs description be like "Seeking virgins with 3 years of sexual experience" 🤔

Start with the ABCs