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— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

joke/meme joke

Dear assholes of the internet. Next time you publish an article/tutorial/story etc, PUT THE FUCKING PUBLICATION DATE AT THE TOP.

I don’t care about your need to be minimalist, FUCK YOU, INCLUDE THE DATE.

rant assholes angry

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Learning Haskell, I'm loving it!

rant fb functional programming haskell

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Fuck Eclipse

rant eclipse fuck

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Looking at Slack, it seems like several people were working past 8pm last night. I refuse to feel guilty for only working 40 hours a week. That's all on them.

rant work life balance working for the weekend 40 hours

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I don't understand people who write "Fu*k" instead of "Fuck", dude everyone know what's that means anyway and you definitely not going to become a Honorable man or you will go to heaven by doing this. Seriously.

random fuck

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People talk about how the use of Linux as a desktop requires an inordinate amount of time, as if that's a unique problem in Linux. There is no such thing as an operating system that I don't spend weeks and months tweaking to make my own.

The difference is that Linux doesn't resist me like other OSes.

random desktops customizability linux flexibility

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There should be an option of "Wrong category/tag used" while downvoting.

devrant wrong tags

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"The difference between an artist and a graphic designer. One says 'it’s finished when I feel it’s finished' the other says 'I will have this by the 30th.'" - Jay Benjamin

random random quote

oh,that's it then....

joke/meme

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I wonder how the 'wgets' would taste mmm

Ok sorry I'll leave *runs away*

joke/meme i wanna vims curls wgets

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So devRant is an app where people come to break non disclosure agreements.

random

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I do not give a flying fuck which Linux distro you are using.

rant

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If you're good at the debugger it means you spent a lot of time debugging. I don't want you to be good at the debugger.
- Uncle Bob

rant uncle bob wk103

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Not a rant.
Just a Python appreciation post.

appreciate python. 🐍

rant software coding python appreciation python coding programming language post python programming

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git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

rant

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"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

rant wk103

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If grade school was like stack overflow:

Kid: "I can't figure out how to subtract on this problem."
Teacher: "LULZ you fuckin dumbass, someone already asked about subtraction! Learn to Google and stop wasting my time!"

rant

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I still believe more people would use the voice assistant if they replaced "Okay Google" with "Operator".

joke/meme

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Just came across this quote...

"The worst thing you can do for your organization is prove how smart you are."

Liked it and thought I'd share it to all the devs out there.

random

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Trying to make some 8-bit style door sprite.

rant 8-bit

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I have a confession to make:

joke/meme no nano meme love peace confession bear editor bear vim confession

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dark patterns from Facebook

rant

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Reddits /r/webdev is such a shithole. It is filled with bad practice and buzzword sharks most of them have 0 knowledge and trending topics are nearly always wrong or the most generic bullshit someone found on medium.

Fuck reddit, im happy i deleted my account there.

rant

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Why are the fastest laptops always considered "gaming" laptops and look like fucking alien spaceships? 😩

They're ugly as fuck

rant laptops stop ugly just stop

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Yoga and Meditation

Namaste
_/\_

rant wk96

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Others: I can speak English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, etc...

Me: I can speak Gujarati, Hindi, English, Javascript, Php, Python, Java, XML, Rust, ReasonML, etc...

devrant programmer wk94 languages

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I saw a blockchain video. Adding blockchain developer to my list of skills on Linkedin

joke/meme joke

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Windows innit

undefined windows innit

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How cute *_*

rant

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