Don’t drink and sudo.

The serverless wave

Ok... But... Why?

Why would you use PowerShell instead of bash... Just... Why...

No, thank you, you nice little app. If you wanted to call someone to find out the weather, I think I can do it myself.

Check out https://linux.pictures for these bad boys. It's awesome

Sounds about fucking right!!!

be like the chad bois

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Source : Reddit

Its not what it looks like... mom...

Stolen from Reddit

Who wants to unpack this RAR 😂😂

After years of game dev!

Please

Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Filler text for meme

God forbid

Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

Who needs screenshots?

At my first job in a web agency, we had this client who wanted to make some changes to his website and sent them to us by email. So far nothing unusual ... until I opened the email. To show us the changes he wanted to make the guy has done these steps:

1) He took the picture of his PC screen with the smartpone
2) Printed the photo of the screen
3) He made some pencil scribbles on the paper with comments like "Here we change the font, here we change the color" and the arrows that indicated where to move some blocks of the layout
4) Then he scanned the sheet with scribbles and sent it to us as a pdf by email

Of course, all our attempts to explain how a screenshot works have been useless and he went on like this for weeks

Made my day 😂😂

Maths : 1
Google : 0

Blockchain can solve everything

Vertical + horizontal desk community, raise your hands up✌️✌️

Day after the weekend. 😂

>Be my networking teacher
>Give a really hard test with way more topics than we're realistically able to study
>16 out of 22 fail the test
>mfw
>Announce 14 hours before that we're gonna repeat the test (we had the test on monday...he sent an email on sunday)
>Give a slightly harder test
>19 out of 22 fail the test
>Get annoyed because, in your opinion, the students don't study enough

Discord and captchas can go get fucked in the ass by a rusty, tetanus ridden 2m pole....
I changed my discord-password yesterday and, naturally it prompted me for a login today. So I enter my new password and that motherfucking spawn from satans anus himself with the name of captcha threw itself at me... I seriously had to select fucking street signs for about 5min before Discord let me know that I apparently logged in from a new IP (thanks VPN) and therefore needed to confirm my e-Mail address. Alright, so off to my inbox I go.
SURPRISE, I also changed my password there yesterday (LastPass Security Challenge, I changed like 30 passwords yesterday) and guess what was waiting for me?... If you guessed a captcha, you just got full fucking marks. So I was busy selecting busses and streets for the next 3min again before I could finally log into that piece of trash and autorize my IP-address and log into Discord

C++ 101

Babushka prefers dark theme.