Hahahaja!

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

:o didn't know it

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

Nice face recognition

Big congrats to @tahnik - the first devRant member to break 10,000 points!

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

And then there is this beauty...

If the recruiter starts her/his message with "Dear Mr. Doe", when I'm clearly a woman (got a profile picture and a unmistakeable female name) ...

Why is it sooo hard to check at least the first line of your c&p message??

// it works, don't know why, don't change

Just double-tapped a post on facebook I wanted to "like" - it did not work 😄

I love how "minimal" devRant is.

No username, no time... just the number of likes and number of comments ..

*it's a feature not a bug*
✌(◕‿-)✌

sry gals

Where to get help on fixing a bug:
1.Google
2.Stack Overflow
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8479.Your coworker who is coding with his earphones on.

You came to me with a problem, and I have the solution. I'm working with you to achieve a goal not for you.
I don't need you, you need me.

I've been using the above statement for a little over two years. Has been working pretty well. Might not apply to or help everyone but it sure helps me.

Fuck you regex. That is all.

Manager calls a 2 hrs meeting to bring up any issues that are efffecting the employees. (so everyone prepares with all of there problem writen).
The manager then gives a 2 hr presentation and doesn't give a fuck about what the employees have issues with.

Coffee FTW!

why bit bucket why

to whomever it may concern...

if i wanted to do code review keeping in mind how asshole you have been and made it my personal vendetta, i would not review it at all.

i would let you and your shitty code rot in hell.

A school-related rant:

Went to my school yesterday to get my computer science degree, aaaand....

Surprise! You got a degree in Liberal Arts! Even though when you graduated, it said Computer Science and thought they already fixed the problem about me graduating with Liberal Arts instead of CS! Nope! Still Liberal Arts!

Sigh, fuck that school. I'm sure when my wife finds out about it, she'll definitely flip out and make me fix this, because she also spent time for me to finish school and get a stupid degree. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore and instead keep learning on my own, make projects, and be so good that employers can't ignore me.

!rant

Does anyone here play RimWorld?

we just had a security audit

migrating jackson1 to jackson2 what dick gave them the idea to change the package names?!

the admin that was pleasantly surprised a developer was interested in admin work. he taught me alot about linux, networking and vsphere because of him i get to do quite alot of admin type work in my new job, i love it!

I wish i could use CTRL + ALT + L for everything to reformat them

Wildfly refused to use new files and keeps giving the same error even though I fixed the problem. I hate Wildfly.

PHP + gettext + Windows
Get fucked you ginganormous cockfaced dick wiggle. Get the fucking fucked in your fucking fuck hole. Fucker.

Not a rant but I just found out that Apache has a library called: mod_dingaling

... I laughed out loud...