My mum said I needed company, so I started one

Once a friend asked me to teach programming to him so I started with basics and hello world. Run the code and printed "hello world" on command line. Then my friend opened a new command prompt typed hello world and told me he can write that without all of the bs and that was the end.

me irl

Learning blender, how did I do?

My productivity hack? Exercise.

It's amazing what a good workout can do after a long day of work. The stress just melts away and i sleep like a baby!! Ready to rock and roll the next day. 😎

Fuck Apple even more than before. Keep all your proprietary garbage, I don't need any of it.

Every damn time.

Sometimes it really is important.

Just when you thought pen testers couldn't get more creative

The best answer

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

Cringing when movies get programming things wrong 😷

GIT Cheat Sheet

This shit happens too, often.😡😡😡

Me as fuck

Ever visit a site/web app that's so bad you want to build them a new one for free?

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up".

Boss: Ah good! Good to see you're hard at work.
Me: Yup! *smirks*

Goosebumps!

Don't teach them Git!

Am I the only one who hates the idea of using CMS (WordPress, Joomla, Drupal, etc) to build websites?

Birth of a computer..

Ok.

I asked her to open her Gmail account, this is what she did.

types www...... opens Google
types G mail (yes, with uppercase g and space between g and mail)
and then clicked on gmail in search result

We never met again.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The legitimacy of this meme is damn too high!