probably the best joke I've seen in a while

I contantly keep forgetting to turn on my music. It's like:
*open youtube*
"Wait let me just do this thing real quick"
*alt-tab to ide, start coding*
*get in the zone, coding intensifies*
3 hours later...
"Oh yeah let's turn on some music"
Rinse and repeat...

And my spaguetti code a la parmessana is ready

In my college days i was designing a bootloader for avr microcontroller , i had the idea to flash code wirelessly to avr over bluetooth and also cross compile the compiler for android device so that you can code on android, every thing went well just one thing didn't, i saw that code of certain size is executing properly , greater than that size gives me wired outputs so i have to dump hex from the avr (that is flashed the by bootloader) and compaire it with the original hex of code it got messy as you can see, most fun part of this bug is that error can be anywhere cross compiler may be fucked up , the bootloader may be fucked up , or it may be my bluetooth module , after 14 hours of staring at the hex code i figured out the mess in bootloader instruction that was changing the page address for flashing .

when it worked it was 3am in night i literally burst into tears of joy next day bought myself a cake to celebrate

Sending this as timereport for last week.

This question must be from my PM :|

left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

Sometimes 🤔

Top secret and bottom secret

must try this in some interview!

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

code as if your users are like this

People gotta start understanding this!

programmers true meaning.

For real??

When you are the only developer of a project

devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

When you found out the one you're ranting about is also on devRant

Switching from development to production

That's a tough career choice decision to make 😝

most evil thing to do...