try catch

Me everyday while surrounded by other people... You guys help a lot.

Closed source software.

Pokemonnnn 😂

Agile...

Linux fanboys be like... xD

Root's shortest and best rant ever:

I tendered my resignation today!
I feel so happy and free ^_^

Sneak: 100

"It's in progress. I am working on it."

This feeling when you get nice wine glasses and the Windows logo on them.
What can go wrong?

Cleaning lady just asked me what OS I use. "Well, Linux" I replied. Oh, she said, I'll ask my husband if he knows about it. He's also good with computers (probably tech support chap or something like that).

I figured that she might not remember the name "Linux", so I thought about writing it down. But it was so hard to resist the thought of instead writing down "btw I use Arch Linux"! 😆

Accurate

Me when gradle breaks 😅

lol

errors well done!

God forbid

Imagine all the variables...

JavaScript we need to talk 😂😂

Sounds legit!

Shakespeare quote :/

They hate to see it.

C++ is beautiful.

Pretty much

When you finally accept that the code will never be bug-free and instead make friends with the uncaught exceptions.

"Our time has come"

— Repost from Reddit

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

Shit just got real

I guess... thats what they are..?

Why do some female programmers place emphasis on their gender?

It's always: female programmer... Female web developer... Female android dev... Female Sysadmin... Etc

I mean, you don't see males saying "I'm a male programmer."

Female programmers aren't rare anymore. More and more of them are starting to program, so what's the point of emphasizing your gender?

For some reason, females think it's "special" to be a female programmer.

How does your gender relate to your skill?

I hate making things for friends and having no one use it... smh.