Just another day fun as hell day with old JavaScript

How not to design a modem...

Cables hide perfectly - inside the wall...

JavaScript getting more use cases

That's a unique skill

I must use GPT-3 to automate my daily rants on DevRant.

What can I say 🤷

Okay let's do it 😂

Came up with this meme at 3 in the morning

Google has answers to everything

You are a Rockstar, my friend!

Every edgy jobless person feel like...

Let’s run it again to be sure

Sleep servers, I never thought of that 😂

These green ticks always make me smile :)

It’s my new title

People: "N00bPancakes! Your code broke something!"

Me: "Holy leaky diaper, I had a weird feeling about that code!!!! Stupid me!!! I'll get on that!!!"

-furious clicking-

Me: "How could this even .. .wait a second..."

- reverts last merge -

- still broken -

Me: "See I knew it wasn't my code...."

(´◔౪◔)

Someone has to fucking say it.

Some morons these days..

Accurate 😂

Accurate 😆

I had to integrate an internal service. The doc said:

Lorem impsum...

fuck me I had to reverse engineer it.

Hold my stuff I'll be right back... And yeah I'm gonna take long.

The Handover!

Confluence is good they said
Confluence is awesome they said
Confluence is cloud based and fucking great...

Confluence is starting to lag like it's the 1990's and my keyboard strokes are taking seconds, literal seconds to catch up..

KEYBOARD LAG!! in 2020!!! fuck this JS bullshit.

Do you think I would any confused looks, laughs, or compliments from these stickers? 😂

Bruuhhh 😂😂😭😭

My new clothes washer has an app.

Neat!

The app requires location information or it won't start...

Fuck LG.

POV: you have left a react project alone for half a year

The solution to a long running bug hit me while I was ironing my shirt today. I took to my heels running upstairs to make the update on my PC and with my haste provoked a shock in the living room causing everyone to run after me.

Finally I got to my PC ignoring the puzzled crowd behind me. Turned it on, launched my VS and was about to make the update when my dad from behind patted my shoulder:

Dad: Hey, what made you ran that way? You got us all scared.
Me: * short gibberish explanation *
Dad: Next time be cautious of the people around you.
Me: * apologized to everyone *

Now back to my PC:
VS Code: (⊙_⊙)
Me: (⊙_⊙)
VS Code: (⊙_⊙)
Me: (⊙_⊙)

ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ Fuck I forgot the code. I forgot the fucking code!
Everyone back in the room... Me still screaming *fuck*