:))))))

Best joke I have read this week...

Heaviest Objects In The Universe

I see where Google is going with women techmakers program

Best review ever!😂😂

When frontend is ready before backend

Memory Lane

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

Bitcoin is $2,450 and all i can do is google the price.

The reasons of existence behind every programming language.

Yep, this works as well !

Hahaha barcode's suicide 😂

You know you are stressed when your stressball's face are this faded already

Lol.

Me Visiting a new location...

*Device found a new wi-fi signal:
worldsMostSecureRouter

*Enter password:
worldsMostSecureRouter123

*Authorizing...
*Obtaining IP address
*Connected

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

My reaction when my friend misses
-Q option while mkfs.NTFS-ing his '1TB" harddisk! 😂
The file system will be created before you die 👻

I dont know origin anymore found it in a old backup :D

Oops!

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

Well that's a bummer

Photo of the day...

When you accidentally go full Linux...

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Hope this hasn't been posted before, found it hilarious.
From /r/ProgrammerHumor

Boss: I need you to start on this new project, how long will it take?

Me: well, hard to say with no specs whatsoever...

Boss: just your best guess

Me: 4 to 6 month I guess?

Boss: so 3 months it is. When can you start?

Me: no specs, sir...and I said 4 to 6

Boss: the specs are almost ready, I know you can simplify it

Me: ...

Boss: just start with the basic infrastructure already

(4 months later)

Boss: here you are the specs, they might change a little in behaviour and design, but all the main stuff is here

(Hands me a A3 with a total of 21 pictures in InDesign)

Me: o....Kay. what happens when I click here?

Boss: oh, we should still talk about the app workflow, I'll get you updated

(2 weeks and 16 total rewrites of the "specs" later)

Boss: you told me it was a 2 months job, why aren't you finished yet? We must deploy in 3 weeks!

Me: ...

R: " I'm not hiring him, he use spaces over tabs. "

I fucking love silicon valley

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us