When you want to code a serious project but your jojoke-loving self kicks in

True AF.

Another mystery solved...

"Our cookies are carbon neutral and glutenfree"

So I got bored and spewed out two logos for a booru project randomly

Thank you brain for farting again

So this happened to me occasionally so I hope none of you cringe:

I was writing some new stacks for a new Cloud IDE that went Open Source (give them a try, they're Coder.com), and because working closely and not releasing till I please majority of people who will use it is my paradigm, I spent reasonable time to fix it. Finally everything is sunshi-

"Wait... It's already 3 in the morning? WHAT THE FUCK"

Yep I started around 21:30, finished around 03:30.

I need an alarm clock

So somehow midway through my class I got bored so I made Kubernetes-chan for no reason

Anyone else who tend to click on the link below instead of the one above?

You know it’s going to be a rough week when you stumble across an army of oversized ducks.

When you finally lost your shit

I just found about google drawings and I got bored

please help

Haha true

The very reason that made me a developper is back home from mom and dad's. Say hi, megadrive!

Everyone, including me, feels a sense of gratification when dfox ++’s their rant. But at the same time... He ++’s a lot...

i found a bunch of stupid shit so why not share?

testing in production

I dont need a girl for relationship as long as I am related to coding..
Coding for life.... ☺️☺️

Me: I need more programmers for the project.
Boss: You have 4 people, that's enough.
Me: I have 3 juniors taking 50% of time of a senior (me) contributing less than a medior and rest of my time goes to managing project. I know that in 6 months time invested in them will start paying off, but right now I need more people. Also I don't have me, by that logic, cleaning lady comes to the office every day and we couldn't work witout her, so there's 5 people, at least.
Boss: You'll manage.
Inner me: I would if I was working 8 hours as programmer without tutoring and managing.
Me: Sigh.

Millennials era!

Me: I should try out Figma's vector tool

[30 minutes pass, this happened]

Pros: its nice

Cons: not as intuitive as Illustrator's or Inkscape's....

AND MUH GRIDS

So I found a HDD in a trash bin, plugged it to a USB, and I found this while browsing shit

Either its previous owner is hiding something or is just a lonely man and promptly forgot where his ahem... interesting stuff was stored.

I only backuped what I need and erased the damn thing btw, its now a spare drive

Deploy to Production

Lol one that really got me laughing 🤗

Found this on 9GAG

I like to fold origami mostly following instructions from youtube-videos. It really helps to calm down and relax and it's a great feeling being able to fold figures without instructions after a couple of times.

Here's the little Yoda I've made as a christmas present

Aww poor virus😂😂😂

I'm suddenly feeling intense pain in my left arm.

[1 year ago]

Fren: Make me web design

Me: Sure credit me or pay me whatevs

[Literally makes a good web design, I could've uploaded on dribble or shit]

[Gives it to fren, takes full credit on his own]

Me:

Found a random website that lets you design your own anime avatars, its quite in depth and there are many art styles from different artists available:

Pros:

* It's comprehensive, and it has a lot of styles available

* Editor is intuitive and Modern

Cons:

* It's in Japanese, you might wanna use GTranslate.

* Randomizer fucks up on some of the more in-depth art styles.

* Seems to be mobile-exclusive design for the editor.

You can check it out here: https://picrew.me

Here's a little sample from picrew on the Gorilla Art style

(Note: this is actually my GitHub avatar as well)

Do U like to have a Pi?