Read your fucking notifications

This entire conversation is just a gigantic fucking train wreck

/r/dataisugly

@FractalSystems Unless you're a rich fuck who owns a pixel. It's integrated within the phone. It's Assistant, not Allo. Google did a shit job naming it, but it's what it's named. Deal with it. </triggered>

@jirehstudios Thx! I'll try some of those out in VirtualBox :D

@jirehstudios A customizable OS that is somewhat advanced, but not too advanced. Preferably based on Debian. I want to customize everything. If I don't like something, I want to be able to change it.

@jirehstudios I mean for me. What do I use once I've learned what there is to know about Ubuntu?

@Koolstr true point. I just find it a useful app.

Idk what's dumber: the fact that he's asking if he can use visual studio to hack a bank, or the fact that he's asking how to hack a bank on the internet.

@Koolstr I have it. It doesn't seem to affect my phone too much, however I don't know for sure. You should be fine if you have a good phone.

@soybeanpirate God isn't real. Downvote away.

@soybeanpirate it's 2017 now xD

Funny, the notifications that tell you to donate are more intrusive than some ads...

My school uses Vista...

Cmd+Shift+T

Home FUCK SOMEONE JUST HACKED EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE AND NOW HAVE MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER, OH FUCK I NEVER SHOULD'VE SWITCHED TO A SMART HOME home

@dfox Get on it! @stop needs his candy!

At least it wasn't wingdings...

I wore a shirt with a dividing by 0 joke on it, and a security guard didn't get it. Just shows who's really watching over us...

@Memeamphetamine True, windows is needed in some cases.

Oh also hello, welcome to devRant! You're also new! Remember, if it has more upvotes than most, it's probably a repost!

Edit: o shit it's the same guy, oops. Disregard this comment.

@Memeamphetamine Welcome to devRant! A few things to get you started:

1. Dark side
2. Fuck windows 10

Look up universal copy in Google play Store. It lets you copy text from literally anywhere in any app.

For the lazy, it's a steam locomotive, and it's fucking awesome.

@LucaScorpion command line

Ctrl+A, Delete. Guaranteed to fix all bugs.

@thmnmlst actually I don't know what happened. I was asking what happened... must've only been on your side.

@VacGamer wait hold on what's happening?

@thmnmlst lol it's fine 😉

@Jase Google play books

@osmarks it's .net, not .com. But yeah, good old hacker typer always fools em.