I definitely need this 😅

Did you say security?

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Eclipse and Visual Studio. Just terrible.

Lotus Notes anyone?

Seriously, wtf is with the new "make-everything-in-javascript" thing?

JavaScript is a terrible language. The type safety, or rather lack of it, gives me nightmares about debugging. The standards are always different. It's way too flexible. Ugh.

I'm tired of all the awesome services that I'd love to use being centralized over Node and JS. I don't want to use your stupid fucking language. Who does?

Also what happened to that dart thing that was supposed to replace JS?

how the qa tests my code

shouldn't !important mean "not important"?

That moment when your building crashes...!!!

JavaScript is the same as Java

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

Ancient town Asus

@Username

The best username

Free food at dev conferences

Finding a job without asking.

- Open your terminal, you're a hacker
- Reinstall Windows, your aunt will be happy
- Put on the cool hacker T-shirt, nobody dares to talk to you (enjoy!)
- No matter what you do - self driving car AI or struggle aligning your CSS, you are a 'dev'

Took me a while to get it :D

a U.S. company that places an order for 100,000 integrated circuits with a Japanese manufacturer. Part of the specification was the defect rate: one chip in 10,000. A few weeks later the order arrived: one large box containing thousands of ICs, and a small one containing just ten. Attached to the small box was a label that read: "These are the faulty ones."

What's this about ? Someone likes me wahey 😏

Error message on Facebook :)

When you let the developers write all the error messages by themselves.

Personally I always ask for help when it comes to writing nice error messages.

FUCK MY BOSS WHEN HE SAYS HE DIDNT SEE ANY UI CHANGES AFTER NOT SLEEPING FOR 24HRS TO GET THE ENTIRE BACKEND REWRITE DONE. I WENT OVER THE ACTUAL CHANGES WITH HIM 100 FUCKING TIMES! I GET THIS MESSAGE AFTER FINALLY GRABBING SOME FOOD "What did you do, you said you were going to work on the site??" FUCKFUCKITYFUCKFUCK!!! FUCK YOUR MONEY AND YOUR JOB!!!! AND WHILE IM AT IT FUCK WEBDEV!!! 🖕FUCK YOU GUYS🖕 IM GOING HOME

/rant Thank God for devRant

Controllers are nice.
Controllers are fun.
But please don't throw all
Of the apps code into one.

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

wk13 was a bad idea

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑

"Should we make this landing page responsive?"

it's 2016 people, this shouldn't be an option anymore 😂

Debugging a program like

Turkish protesters against government trying shutting down social networks