Adventues with Teachers: Story I

This is a story about an English Teacher that happened to our school in front of 7 year olds.

She doesn't really teach, she just plays movies for them.

So a typical lesson of her goes like this. Turn on the projector, Open the Movie via this streaming site. Most of the times ad's open mostly about betting and stuff but this time when suddenly a Porn Ad opened in front of 7 year olds. Instead of unplugging the Projector like a Normal Person she stands in front of it, jumping moving with her arms to hide it...

Not only that some kids started crying, because they couldn't see what she was hiding. So she spent the entire lesson hiding and trying to cheer children up...

What a great lesson that was...

Why could have that happened. Idk maybe next time either Torrent your Movies or install a fucking ad blocker so you don't have to deal with any kind of ads, especially those!

LPT: If you want to scam someone at least use HTTPS so people can believe it more

Which is it teamtreehouse???

Backend or Frontend???

Facebook just announced a dating mode.

I don't know what to say. Is Zuckerberg that desperate to see how humans date?

https://theverge.com/2018/5/...

Win me a Competitive Programming Contest :D

Oh wait never going to happen

That moment when your GF bothers you so much with her Instagram photos

https://github.com/gulzar1996/...

Projects management in a nutshell

Fuck Ajit Pai

Teens of devrant this is a PSA:

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!rant

Var age = 14
age++

Instagram Sniffer. A project that learns all about you and tells what it has learned

Me: Hey can I take a byte

Friend: Sure, here

*Gives toast*

*bites 8 pieces*

Friend: Dude I said 1 not eight!

Me: You said I can take a byte :(

Based off my imagination

Part 2 Of the StackOverFlow rant.

He still didn't accept my answer and commented something that even I don't know what the fuck he wants. Maybe you can fix your fucking grammar and it'd be easier to understand and solve your issue. 1 Hour later guess what he gets downvoted to -5, Gets his question Closed for Off-Topic and I end up being downvoted too. WTF. I answered his questions and instead, I'm getting downvoted because I answered on an "Off-Topic" Question. I seriously give up on Helping other people because no matter ho hard i try it ends up being a waste of time and you get nothing in return... Fuck the StackOverflow Community.

Dear, Random guy that I wrote you an answer on StackOverflow.

I spent 15 minutes GOOGLING the issue for you because you either were fucking lazy or don't know how to use Google.

I wrote an answer for you on your shitty question with -2 rep explaining how to solve the issue and you just replied thanks and didn't even bother to either upvote or accept my answer. Not only did I solve your question I did it to bloody help you and here you are with your attitude not accepting my answer, and replying with thanks that i feel like you didn't care for me writing your answer. You can bloody hell burn in hell. I hope there is a special place for you and people like you that magically go missing and never come back

Google Allo SDK. An SDK that we can use to build bots.

Oh boy I wanna write a script that replaces people's images with a pixelated icon and their messages. Writes code. Code crashes Slack, Chrome and Laptop. Only I can write code like that and make an entire machine unresponsive.

Yo. Anyone have some GitHub projects I can contribute for hacktoberfest

I bet after Apples event Steve jobs and Alan Turing are rolling in their graves.

I wish I can do that to myself :(

What is your opinion on Competitive Programming. Are you against, for or in the middle and why?

*is expecting guests and while waiting his coding*

*Bell rings*

ME: Hey Gradma Grandpa welcome.

Grandpa: Here's my phone fix my storage and install FB Messenger for me

AT LEAST FOR GOD SAKE SAY HI TO ME. IM YOUR NEPHEW FOR GOD SAKE NOT SOME RANDOM HUMAN BEING.

What ways would you have made money from programming if you were 14 in school and did the have a job

That moment when you need one more upvote for a stress ball

OpenSSL: Oh boy Heartbleed was a serious vulnerabi...

Cloudflare: Hold my bear

Cloudbleed

How I solve programming tasks for competitions:

Example: Task from Google Code In. Build a Netflix activity scraper.

Easy, I'll do that and that I'll also need that and to run that I can do that. Perfect

How I solve a task with an algorithm

Reads ahh so I have to do that. Brain freezes and starts staring at a screen and has no idea whatsoever on how to solve it.

Android devs will get it

What I learned from devrant is that

50% of posts are original rants and the other 50% are stolen from reddit or another website

Q: What language is most used in programming?

A: Profanity.

Stolen from Programmer Humor

How regular students knows end of school year is coming

The smell flowers and the hot days

How I know when end of the school year is coming

Google I/O, programming competitions, and other tech conferences

This is how you know you write good code