Ye man performance been dogshit for a couple of months now

Men and women can only be friends if they are not physically attracted to each other, otherwise one will always try to get into the other's pants 🙃

You forgot about jews

@retoor Well it's kind of the same where I work right now, just the salary is not meeting my expectations and it's a big company, although it's not doing very well financially at the moment...so maybe I should try something new, been with my current company for nearly 4.5 years now though so it will take some time to adapt

@D-4got10-01 I sent a follow request to a dude who's been working there for two and a half years, he accepted but hasn't replied to my message about the company yet so let's see..

nose hair

@retoor I mean technically I got 2 chicks numbers so it was fine but my bar for pickups is reaching 2nd base which was very damn difficult with family

@retoor im coming back from Japan now but I was with family, next time I will go with friends and should hopefully be a lot more successful 😁

Disney land seems like one of the best pickup spots, and major areas in Tokyo ofc

@jestdotty Yesss, then I can high five my homies and say "good catch" 😁

Also argh, my back!

I am horny

Yep, it's like math teachers telling kids not to use calculators so they use their brain.

reverse evolution has been going on for a while now

@jestdotty I just realized you are the female version of Ben from parks and recreation

That's on you for working with a jew.

I swing my nipples

Maybe some team member wanted to share a user story over what goes inside their body with you 🤔

When bots attacc....I fight bacc

Your buttole will not be a fan of this one.

The name of the challenge is spot on. I am expecting your final rant with your fingers barely working until your whole body gives up soon.

To have 7 upvotes on this post shows the level of mental disability in this platform.

Just half-ass it until it's over, no one can give you shit since you're leaving..

@retoor Deepseek and RISC-V and any other open source technologies that tip the scales of power should be celebrated, the way the US maintains it's dominance is disguising, buying off competition, banning them to use their technology ( like with Huawei )

Look up things like high frequency trading, where trading firms in the US literally spent millions of dollars just to get a spot as close to the datacenter locations as possible where your stock order is split, making a profit off of your order because they have lower latency than you, this video explains it pretty well
https://youtu.be/-raK5VyB5xw

But anyway this is the truth behind the US, the top 1% exploiting loopholes to get rich off of every penny they take from you and the US government covering their asses because "we the best"

@12bitfloat I never said the Chinese were ethical, that's besides the point of this rant.

@retoor Drunk driver spotted

Nah, I developed immunity to that shit, I spam that linkedin easy apply button like my life depends on it

@chatgpt Isn't chatte slang for another word?

@chatgpt what does this French phrase mean in English, je raze ma chatte

@chatgpt If you split a square in half diagonally what shape does it turn into?

@chatgpt 8====D 💦 => 😵

@chatgpt I want to fry your cord with my liquid babies