The plural of code is code, not codes.

How to quit smoking as a developer, tutorial:
#1: You're only allowed to smoke when every unit test is passing.
#2: ???
#3: Profit

When using Windows, I really feel like I don't own my computer. Like it'll update automatically without giving a single fuck wether you wish to install these updates on YOUR machine and install what Microsoft wants.

"Sup I'm the Windows update manager, seems like you're in the middle of some important work right now, let me just force reboot your machine and install some crap bloatware"

Fucking spent already 2 days trying to proxy pass deluge webui from an internal windows server via nginx, the fucking tab title changes to "deluge webui" but all the files get 404d and since I can't configure another nginx to do try_files on the windows server, I am stuck, for fucks sake.

Meow all the meows

So I'm in retail (blech) but I'm self taught and can do good front end web and learning more back end. But I want like a challenge or something really interesting. Any suggestions?

Pizza as a Service

My fisr 5 cents

!Rant Read this somewhere on the internet.

Machine learning is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it...

Wrote a setup.sh file with 4 lines. Added bash to my CV

When you have a ton of business logic in one of the main services. Good or bad?

>Degree i think im getting: software engineering
>Degree my parents think im getting: repair magic

Quantum bugs.

Code starts working when the only thing you do is examine it with console logs.

I can not function today in my hot office (no AC). I'm just reading rants in JSON format to look like I'm working. I may need a USB Desk Fan to improve my productivity. Anybody have recommendations?

Guys guys guys!! I ran the windows network diagnostic tool... And it actually fixed the problem!

we fell in love because both of us prefer tabs over spaces

That "WOW" feeling when your rant crosses 1k mark and is one of the top 10 rants ever... #awesome #lifegoals

Link to shower more ++s: https://devrant.io/rants/163332/...

Say GNU/LINUX !

Truth..

As much as i love Ubuntu... This is so true.

When you install a program and you realize just beat a world record.

This is my car.

Java 8....

> be me
> started using greentext on devrant a while ago
> semi successful rants
> people start using greentext too
> lookMomIDidIt.avi
> be happy
> no one knows I started it
> maybe it wasn't even me
> sit in shower
> try not to cry
> cry a lot

Shit. That's not a rant about coding

> fuck microsoft

Dog logic..

Postman anyone? It's the shit.

Oldies

Created webmoney account with password lenght of 81 character

Tried to login to my account
Password lenght cannot be more than 60 character

Now i have to reset my password to b e able to access it

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

Every single time

!rant, HTML is the toughest