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I don't really like that corny ass joke about going to the grocery store and buying eggs or whatever the fuck it is, but this.... This is fucking hilarious.

There's a solid 75% chance that Caecilia is a programmer.

Sneak: 100

This...

Credit imgur.

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

Binary is easy to teach

Everything has gotta have a maintenance break every once in a while!

*buys VPN*
*Installs VPN*
*Opens VPN*
*Sets VPN to france*
*Start receiving french ads*

Sure why not lol

--- SUMMARY OF THE APPLE KEYNOTE ON THE 30TH OF OCTOBER 2018 ---

MacBook Air:
> Retina Display
> Touch ID
> 17% less volume
> 8GB RAM
> 128GB SSD
> T2 Chip (Core i5 with 1.6 GHz / 3.6 GHz in turbo mode)
Price starting at $1199

Mac Mini:
> T2 Chip
> up to 64GB RAM
> up to 2TB all-flash SSD
> better cooling than previous Mac Mini
> more ports than previous Mac Mini - even HDMI, so you can connect it to any monitor of your choice!
> stackable - yes, you can build a whole data center with them!
Price is 799$

Both MacBook Air and Mac Mini are made of 100% recyled aluminium!
Good job, Apple!

iPad Pro:
> home-button moved to trash
> very sexy edges (kinda like iPhone 4, but better)
> all-screen design - no more ugly borders on the top and bottom of the screen
> 15% thinner and 25% less volume than previous iPads
> liquid retina display (same as the new iPhone XR)
> Face ID - The most secure way to login to your iPad!
> A12X Bionic Chip - Insane performance!
> up to 1TB storage - Whoa!
> USB-C - Allow you to connect your iPad to anything! You can even charge your iPhone with your iPad! How cool is that?!
> new Apple Pencil that attaches to the iPad Pro and charges wirelessly
> new, redesigned physical keyboard
Price starting at 799$

Also, Apple introduced "Today at Apple" - Hundreds of sessions and workshops hosted at apple stores everywhere in the world, where you can learn about photography, coding, art and more! (Using Apple devices of course)

Source: Reddit

I have recently started my carrier as a penetration tester. I am still part of the family, right?

That moment when "Is It Down Right Now?" is down...

This so me...! And I really love the black theme <3

Stop bugging me 😖😖

I FOUND JAVA RECRUITERS ON MOTHERFUCKING TINDER LMAOOOO

badass mom😂

Unplanned software development be like

is it just me or do these white background icons piss anyone else off?

Did someone find this setting already?

Reviewers on the internet in a nutshell

Just the beginning!!

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Where is that f*cking command!!!

chmod -R 777 *

That moment when you only accept good looking people on LinkedIn.

A committed developer...
(took ages to make)

I had to explain to a customer's head of IT what a public IP is! He is (still) convinced all addresses in the world have to start with 192.168...

How do people like this get/keep their jobs?!

Linux vs MacOS vs Windows users

How programmers comment their code