The evolution of software architecture

"I just got out, and all dad cares about is getting one of these... 🤔"

PHP is stupid when it comes to days of the week....

The day a manager understand the link between short deadlines and amount of bugs, there will be celebrations across the world

Being the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing

When you watch hunger games and wonder how the database works

Major state insurance provider, all past and current members data stored unencrypted (including SSN, date of birth, home address, etc.). All developers and contract developers had read access to it. Reported it, nothing was done. Reported it again in my exit interview. Was basically told they had intrusion detection systems in place so it was not an issue.

If I would get 1 Dollar for everyone who breaks the build, I would never have to work again...

That feeling when you start being really productive without checking the documentation all the time.

Three week sprints. Weekly deployments. Sure, ok.

Does the idea of people being able to see your source code when creating a hybrid app scare you guys?

Ah you think debugging is your ally? You merely adopted the debug. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the compiling until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

are you scared yet?
that google one ain't no joke :)

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I just discovered that you can tap the title of devRant app to load new rants instead of just scrolling to the beginning to make a pull to refresh :( FML

my SO did not understand why I started giggling all of the sudden

When you find out your company allows you to work from home.

Go ahead and start programming says boss, we're 95% this project is happening. It's for sure...

3 months later it's cancelled and customer had no idea we were working on it.

#wasteoftime #codethatgoesnowhere

I am 52. I think I am the oldest ranter. This deserves a sticker no doubt!

About Brexit.

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Wondering if the reason why everyone loves devRant so much is because we can actually get likes here.

There are two types of people in this world: those who understand recursion and those who don’t understand that there are two types of people in this world

"I'm so sick and tired of these extortionate IP address lease prices! I need you develop our own system that doesn't rely on IP."

If you are one of those developers that always complains that you would do it better, complains after decisions are taken, complains for missing features and refuses to actually do something about it...

You are a dick.

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.😂😂😉😉😉😉😉

Because number < 0 is too mainstream 😂

Someone is pretty active on github :D

In full knowledge I'll never get an 100 1+ rant, I've made my own devRant stressball