My coffee mug 😎

Yes. Very precise.

When you take help from a pervert developer...

We need to debug a HUGE legacy code project so...

Terrorism just got cheaper...

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

Dear guy who writes unit tests for other people's features: bless you! But also screw you😠

Things used to be simple🤔

Taught my whole team that you can enter cmd/bash commands directly into windows explorer in the location bar.
No point in opening git bash to just clone a repo or open cmd just to run a php server.

Credits to creditor.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

TITANIC VIRUS: Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

Anyone else up vote a rant to make it an even number?

SSD because life is too short to wait on mechanical disk drives.

My mom walks in and asks what am I doing and I said hacking government files and she called the police thanks mom😑

What they say: "we hired a SEO expert to review the webpage"

What I see:

Emm.... Copy failed successfully.....

Windows in a nutshell...

"Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a totally seperate environment to run production in."
-Unknown

oh god

Turn water into coffee.
IT Jesus

!rant

Boss: You can't start coding without understanding the phrase P. O. O. P.
Me: P. O. O. P.?
Boss: Is a carefully organized code

People
Order
Our
Programs

Invent punch over ip protocol (POIP)

Some people just need that sort of thing

When you know you are extremely stressed out...

Yep, this works as well !

Fun fact:

In the game Civilization, Gandhi had a aggression rating of 1 which means he didn't declare war on anyone. Now whenever someone Researched Democracy their aggression rating dropped by 2. Now instead of it dropping to - 1, it caused an integer underflow and the aggression rating became the highest possible value, making Gandhi into a nuclear warlord. He nuked everyone!

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Thanks Spotify, I'm really digging your suggested songs!

Before and after wannacry, lol

My girlfriend made me this beautiful present - a Batman Rubber Duck - so nice !

Consistency