Meet my new power cable

How to approach job applications for EU and US market?

I have applied at multiple places and have never made it even to the first stage. The jobs I apply for, pretty much match my experience level and stack.

Does this have something to do with visa issues since I am from the Middle East?

Or is there something else I am possible missing out on.

Happiest moment of the week.
*Missed call from dad*
*Calls back*
Dad: I was gonna ask you about something, but I found it on duckduckgo.

chrome://net-internals

When network tab isn't enough.

A nullable boolean in production 😕😯😤

In the words of Khabib 'Code like a champion, eat like a champion and sleep like a champion to be a champion'

Just realized double tap on rants and comments works 😅😯

-Management puts unrealistic deadline as usual-

_Tries his best but fails to deliver on time_

*Puts a clearly visible bug in code*

~Tester finds it and creates a issue~

*Solves the issue, wraps up the remaining things and closes the issue*

**Wakes up from dream, cuz he is the tester as well**

Use light IDE when there's a lot of light around and dark in the dark.
Your eyes will thank you too in the future.

Perhaps there should be monthly presentations on how to correctly use and handle the toilet.

Colleague: Cookies taste best with Coffee.
Me: Tried them with sessions?

The only valid measurement of code quality

*Gives the list of top three candidates (All women) to hire to HR Manager (A Lady)*
HRM: Ha, I always knew it, women are always better than men. Alas, you are realising now.

*At that moment, it felt as if all my hard work to judge all the candidates abilities without any prejudice whatsoever, just got collected by the garbage collector*

Why does it have to be Men Vs Women, why does there have to be any comparison at all, except the question that how does this individual compare to the rest.
I really don't care whether one is old, young, male or female or whatever other factor that can be used to separate humans into groups. Why can't it simply be: Does this individual produce the end result required? Period.

*Admin leaves his computer unlocked*

1. Takes a desktop screenshot and flips it and sets it as background.
2. Disables right click.
3. Hides taskbar.
4. Flips the screen.
5. Connects keyboard to another computer close by with screen off.
6. Has the time of the week.

*Hopefully, there is no revenge 😁*

Ubuntu as a subsystem on Windows here I come 😍

Developers - The Real Superheroes.

My devRant score crossed my stack overflow score, yaaaay!

Perfection.

Performance test: Chrome.

Aim to write simple code.
Code that requires no skill to understand but mastery to write.

Challenges sister to a typing contest.
Finishes his turn and switches the keyboard to Dvorak.
Sister types every word wrong except a and h.
Laughs hilariously.
*Sister throws the keyboard at the wall*
Totally worth it.

Submitted my first open source pull request 😍

What are your thoughts on piracy when it comes to education?

I was so into my code that all my colleagues felt the earthquake tremors, but I didn't.

After class: Dr, it's pronounced as JAY-sun not J S O N.
Next class: So students, today we will work on passing a J S O N object.

This! Premature optimization is the mother of all evil.

The only place where it's okie for a parent to kill its child #programming

Code Documentation 😍😎

User Guide Documentation 😭💔

Spacex's launch was fake. Their CGI artists didn't know that the earth is flat.

Function bool NewSpeedTestingStandard()
{
AskUserToLoadAPage();
return UserUsesPhoneWhileLoad()
? "Fail" : "Pass";
}