Alice you need to open source the project

Very worst programing language 10

10. No reason to
9. call any
8. Programing language
7. the worst.
6. Cuz
5. they have
4. advantages and
3. uses according to
2. their philosophy.
1. JAVA

Best design I've ever seen!

I'm warning you about somesoftwarecorp.com
😂

Solving a bug be like...

rant && dev && education

So I just interviewed this guy for admission into our bootcamp and because he has raised some red flags before, I asked him to just write a factorial function and he chose HTML to do it. I told him he can certainly try thinking that maybe he doesn't know that whatever you write inside script tag is actually JavaScript. He went on to do this. What bothers me is he have a computer science diploma.

Till now I have just heard of these people but always taught those are just marketing or some person who think that just because they here HTML with some other programming language. BUT THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT.

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

The truth has been spoken.

Old but gold 😄😄

Rest in peace, Totalbiscuit 😖

"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

lol 😂😂😂

What your non-tech friend wonder about your search history?

Hello everyone!
This is my first post here. So here is a meme I made. :)

Shit just got real

Have trouble sleeping?
Just tail -f your logs and watch

Front end developers

Different error is better 👍

i feel like there needs to be a volume 3 as well

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

"Engineers don't memorize documentation. They know how to use it."

Programming felt insurmountable to me before I started with it. This phrase blew my mind and changed my approach entirely.

New devComic based on an awesome rant by @skiilaa (https://devrant.com/rants/535480/)

Don't ever ever give real estimate!!!

Sadly I don't know the source

Two or more, use a for.

All your bases now belong to us.

Before marrying a programmer, give him a computer with low internet speed.
Then you can understand his real behaviors and ethics. :))

Probably is an old joke ...

And that's why my friend has rewritten a script 4 times now