That first HTML page that I wrote and saw changes in the browser accordingly.

This may be limited to Germany:

Apparently you can get free vouchers (from 2 to 5 euros in value) on the website "pizza.de".

There is a lottery kind of game right now on this URL: https://pizza.de/casino/

If you just open the developer console and run "win()", you "win" the game and can enter your phone number to get your voucher 🤔

What idiot programmed this?
What idiot reviewed this?
What idiot put this live?

You know, exiting Skype is even harder than exiting Vim

Gsoc Lulz

The joys of programming....

I am a junior dev and Elon musk inspires me to become rich and innovative. ^_^

Mark my words! Within next 5 years i will be super rich and setup my own company of genetically engineered catgirls <3
#wait_for_it!

Why does the FBI even bother asking Apple to put a back door into their devices when it already comes with backdoors?

😂😂😂😂

Pair programming be like :D :D :D

😎😎😎

When junior devs “fixes” the legacy defect...

Timezones...

80% of my internet traffic is used by npm install

Where has this been my whole life 😂

Didn't realize cut and paste is so difficult in mac

Programming contest assignments, first level:
1. "...if you don't know how to return values from a function, you can just print them"
2. "...if you don't know how to read files, you can assume data is in global variables"
3. Required recursion
4. "...and estimate its time complexity.", "You may pre-process the data, but use at most o(n^3)", "your algorithm must use under n^3 operations"

That escalated quickly!

Clearly not...

This is true for me 😂😂

Credit to @devmemez on IG

Stupid timezones...