*writes a big chunk of code*

*Runs without errors*

Something ain't right.

I wanted to buy all these at a car boot sale (yard sale). But I've got no idea why...

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Dear javascript frameworks / libraries,

slow. the. fuck. down.

Thank you 🙃

Story of my life

If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

Users be like:

😁😁😁😁

Oh my God! I just found cutest Linux 😍😍😍😍😍😍 little linux.

!rant. Sometimes, trolling your fam is a lot of fun.
Just today my sister asked me how to type the character ÷ on her keyboard. I told her to press : and the - key and then just move it like so.

: -
: -
: -
:-
÷

See? Ez pz. She actually tried it and just said 'i cant, it erases everything'. And then all of my other siblings kept ranting the same thing. I forgot we were in group chat. And now its full of : and - spams. And im just here laughing my ass out.

Its time.

Savage....