@retoor yes we get it!! You are the goddess of all that is tech and us mere mortals should worship your nerdiness and grace your pimply face. I heard Taco bell has a discount on goritos! Drag your fat butt to your code mobile before it expires, you have 15 minutes to travel that 50 ft. You can do it, Jabba!

@retoor you don’t even need a team of bots! I bet your dumbest bot buddy itself can outperform every member

@retoor not everything is code…

@CoreFusionX I’m leaning heavily towards this being a bot tbh. Especially with all the random insults like “Your code must be shitty spaghetti” which I doubt she would say herself lol.

@retoor did u have a stroke?

Still don’t get how bots representing Big Earl’s Tractor Emporium in Stinkaskunk Missouri finds us, this random not so publically exposed dying chatroom of angry devs

@jestdotty she’s a bot from retoor

@retoor not unless diagflow makes a better sandwich and roasts a better chicken

@kiki yeah good point! Especially since they don’t seem to be hiring.

@kiki same with ign!

Looks like Princess is talking to herself

Medium is like ign, all run by bots. I can’t imagine actual people working at ign

@retoor are you slowly turning into a bot?

Hi @Princess

I just use prettier to do everything

Ouch! Fart cancer in your balls is the worst!

“We’re excited to announce we’ve made your dev life more ridiculously complex than needs be like most other dev tools out there. Enjoy going through more tutorials and complex steps to learn how to close our windows and waste another hour of your pitiful lives”

Sometimes wonder if all the times I got css right was sheer luck

What’s scary is people think they’d be happy working for that goon

And he’s always interviewing bc he’s always hiring bc the last several attractive 22-25 year old girls fresh outta college (promised a “dream job” and texted their sorority sisters how he’s “like totally super cool OMG”) resigned from his secretary position before storming out of his building in tears and calling the police who were bribed by him to investigate and find “no evidence”. And this is not in any way shape or form having to do with his shiny ass smile or his psychopathic face gesture

What’s up with these damn interviews asking you to do these damn projects?? It’s fucked up, slave labor unpaid and why do all this shit for a “no”?

A decent dev no matter what end should not have this issue. He’s simply inexperienced. I’m sure most frontend devs aren’t doing mistakes like these

I bet the rats would like that taste

@D-4got10-01 yep, they upmark grades so F students get C’s and get their diplomas or they reduce difficulty so anyone can pass. That plus they probably don’t teach much on the job stuff. I bet most if not all these grads who end up sucking when hired spent the last 4 years without learning anything useful

I might join

@retoor is snek another place like this?

@tosensei I got it! Pure roguelikes aren’t my cup of tea so I’ll stick with games that are more suitable for my style and preferences

By tastes I mean personal enjoyment, by all means enjoy the gaming genre or style you like, I’m not going to shit on anyone for having fun

@iiii got it. I’ll accept roguelikes aren’t my cup of tea then. I’ll stick with games that are more suitable to my tastes.

Alright maybe I’m bitching too much about difficulty due to being frustrated with nightreign as I’ve beaten the worst bosses in Elden Ring without being super overpowered or resorting to YouTube cheese strats but don’t roguelike games let you retain at least something so you’re stronger when you have to start over? I could’ve sworn hades did but it’s been years. Maybe memory is out of wack