He sounds like a piece of shit, scrum is NOT the place to discuss performance. That’s what 1-1’s are for. I feel bad you had to go through this hell

You need help, seriously! Hopefully you’re just trolling and not actually this evil irl

Who the fuck writes their own sort outside academics or students?

@CoreFusionX I’ll have to keep that in mind after a bad ego killing conversation with my boss

Uuuuuggghhh intoxicated rant but I still never got why the nasty or boring foods like veggies or seafood (outside sushi, fried fish or lobster) are healthy while the pleasure inducing foods like sugars, red meat, cheese are the fastest way to Valhalla. Are we forced to be miserable to live longer? If I could stuff my face with cheesecake I would but I would end up as TeachMeCode the Hutt. But being intoxicated feels so good

Get whatever can run Elden ring at 60 fps

I almost wish I had that problem of too many veggies. Maybe I should begin at this age since my 30’s barely has months left. Unless it’s salad drenched in dressing and bleu cheese I can’t eat green (though I like spinach if it’s covered in melted cheese).

If bacon mac n cheese could be made healthy that would count as dream come true in my book….

I have the opposite (underabundance)issue, food has a tendency to disappear quickly when or if it makes it to my fridge

I swear that welsh language came from some long lost race of elves from middle earth

@ars1 those are the only 3 I need

Mr bucket…shovn balls in muh mouth

@awesomeest something Kyle Carrozza would endorse

@retoor do you think python would be better with dick and types?

The cure is rice! Order some Chinese and get a Peking duck with pork fried rice. Then when the food arrives put your phone in the pork fried rice and enjoy your large Peking Duck as you wait for the phone to revive (usually takes roughly an hr based on tests). Once it’s back in action you can enjoy your rice.

Note: to get this fix to work reliably you MUST order the duck and the pork fried rice bc I haven’t tested it with a different meal. And it has to be the rare Peking species

@shovethisrant he’s missing the red nose and clownfro. I bet he got away in a minicar

@Demolishun

@jestdotty it’s a neurodiversion, causes differences in certain behaviors but yeah begging to be excused for shit like committing crimes bc “Im adhd” is not gonna fly anywhere and you’re still going to jail. You should still know basic right from wrong unless you’re big time intellectually handicapped

I want to become a chimp!

@awesomeest I said myself I want to know who the fuck is the master brain who came up with these wild misconceptions about what ADHD actually is and what the symptoms are. And what this person is like/ where he/she/it (probably some crazy AI ad spambot) works, who they work FOR and what rat king runs the rats nest where this spam is made at.

If a living person made this I’m depicting some lady in her 50’s with hair down to her ankles, rimmed up glasses like Garth from Wayne’s World, operating from a rented out warehouse space in Oregon who’s on a strict diet of moss, limabeans, sunflower seeds and hash, weighs 90lbs, and has numerous ancient Chinese and Indian herbs strewn around with a bs degree in Alternative Yogic Healing with a double minor in Chakra Chanting and Folk Yodels from Atlantic Online College

She’s been arrested numerous times for laying out in the street to protest gas emissions.

Her partner is a Shanghai Spam Agency above the chicken slaughter house

@awesomeest found one! My phone knows I have adhd lol

Medium Bio: TeachMeCode is a senior intern at Dripton University For Tech. When he’s not hackin it, he’s playing wiffleball, wiggleball, maintaining his Pokédex app, and winning contests for sticking the most amount of pineapples up his rectum

Ooooh let me write one!!!

Title: Why You shouldn’t use if’s

I bet we’ve all come across this statement! After all it’s been a staple in coding:

if(condition){//yadda}

But what if I told you that you’re making an absolute mess and making your code unmaintainable.

(INSERT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MEME FROM THE MATRIX)

That’s right! If statements are EVIL!!
So if you ever come across them, make sure you shoot a 1000 file PR with your refactorings using functional programming with a combination of ternaries and react modules imported from if.js to teach those other colleagues who want to skin you alive a lesson. Bc the cost of an unmaintainable code base far exceeds the cost of my big brained refactor. That’s what my computer science professor taught me.

They’re bunnies that hop like kangaroos

WTF does the PM know about refactoring??? What tf makes him the judge of something that’s purely engineering related aka refactoring and how fast it should be done? Did he even read a single line of code??

Fucking hell, he’s gonna die if he keeps this shit up. Either in a car accident or heart attack

@jestdotty blood n snot on the walls? Did you befriend a fucking ogre creature?? lol does he shit in a bucket and leave a pile of beercans near the sofa? Guys a Fucking disgusting cow

I can’t imagine doing dishes being physically demanding, does he have health issues bc if not he’s gotta be severely outta shape. In fact if doing dishes is physically demanding I bet he does have health issues unless he’s like 80.

I saw those same exact adhd ads and thought damn whoever made this doesn’t know shit

The big brains behind this campaign would likely ask me to stop taking my adderall meds and focus on my chakras or some shit to “cure” my own adhd

@AmyShackles naaah that’s ok. Nope I don’t store anything that comes out of me lol.

@Lensflare I’m single….