coherent devs

What do you call a developer that makes pixel perfect web interfaces?

A graphics autist.

He: Honzo, you are great coder, but can you please stop using those sexy anime chicks as placeholder images in your templates?
I: Ups, i forgot replace them.
He: Don't worry, client also enjoy it, but he maybe is only one. He also want to know where you found them.
I: Konachan.com

What can i say, i have exciting work.

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

It's sad. My teammates are resigning :( Damn management for not taking care of people that they already have. You hire new people with higher pay and let your existing people with lower pay teach them. I just feel like resigning too.

A friend told me that VSCode is somewhat like an IDE and was comparing VSCode with Webstorm...

Am i right that VSCode is a text editor and not a freacking IDE ? ☺️

So, if you want to learn kotlin, you should probably know java, am i right?

Just found a
catch {
// TODO: correctly handle exceptions
}

In production code.

When you've been getting lots of comments on your pull request and have to keep asking for approval.

I FUCKING LOVE JAVA

How do you tolerate a colleague who

- Fails to work as a team member, is inherently lazy and writes software that is simply horrendous
- Blatantly takes the easy road and even admits to it
- Has no sense of pride in the work they do
- Is your supervisor

My lift in nutshell

I ranted about this back in 2018, now it’s reality.

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

You must be really senior to pull this off 🤣🤣

Image of the day

How beginning programmers see stackoverflow

Just found that
When spammers need help they ask on facebook 😆

Hey, @google! I found a bug. The last 3 choices are missing.
The lack of balance is disturbing me.

This cures my anger issues.
Thanks IntelliJ.

Also, "why no screenshot?" will be disregarded.

Getting bored in quarantine. A few days ago I wrote a script for the chrome dino to jump in PC while I jump holding my phone. Any more fun ideas guys ?

Trying to sleep!!!

Designer: can we put the popup at the top of the screen?

Me: You mean op top of the navigation?

Designer: Yeah.

Me: I sure can. Would be stupid to block off the site navigation with a popup, but definately possible.

Designer: Cool, let me know when done!

Me: ....

Me: I am done.

Designer: Well now I can't click on the navigation anymore.

Me: That's correct. Let me know when you want to change it again.

I am lazy..

hmm...

Devs can hardly stand testers but both of them are an integral part of the development process...

U can forget wearing your pants but never these 3...

Save more ram

I hope it's not a repost.. but I find it funny

All the Infinity stones