This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Applying CSS be like..

Customer: ... and can you also disable right-click to prevent our website's content from being copied?

Me:

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

js validation

If you don't know SQL, then just mention NoSQL in your CV.

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

Made a playlist for my boss

Thank you so much chrome developers for this! Now web designers are free from pain of cache 🙌🏻

When your code is a mess but still works

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

Teacher : use"ransomware" in a sentence
Student : I used to know a girl, but then she ransomware
Whole class :

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

This was my birthday cake. Thanks mom!

Uhh... OK

please contact god for detail information

Well played, Google assistant! well played!

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

You devranters feed your cats too much

They said ducks can help...

Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

Programmer at an eye test...

just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

Here we go

I'm busted... 🐎💨

HR Project update meeting.
Duration: 1h
Content:
1) recap of previous meeting
2) overview of what we will discuss in next meeting.