These slack socks are nice, but devRant ones would be nicer

Not mine

"Look I found a good use of this piece of shit printer"

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

JavaScript...

Production environment. Where else would I do all my testing?

People with programming languages named after them:

Haskell Curry
Ada Lovelace
Agner Erlang
Blaise Pascal
Taylor Swift

Who wrote the requirements for this shit?
💩

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

I'm too addicted and used to coffee...Like I can literally drink it right before going to sleep and I'll get a pretty good one. How bad is this? :|

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

The joys of web dev

Every single time

My most used function:
console.log

My company claims to have a talent retention problem, which to an extent is true. But then they humble brag about how their salary system works and I am like "Yeah that makes sense." See what they fail to realize is that software engineering isn't as niche (using that term loosely) as the other engineering disciplines they hire. They only adjust salaries based on those of the sector they're in and not the software industry itself. They say "we don't compare ourselves to Microsoft and Google because we're not in the same sphere." I'm like "yeah, but when you have a sw staff that regularly snags you patents and are considered some of the best in the industry, where the hell do you think they're gonna go?"

I guess what I'm saying is I want them to raise their average salary because I'm terrible and I must use the threat of them losing the smart guys if I am ever to get paid more. I see no holes in this plan.

That rant 😂

#1 problem during summer months

My handwriting is so bad... That it is now being used as a Captcha.!

What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

The one arcade game that I could never beat

Hahahaha........😂😂😂. Now that's how to do it.

Not all computer programmers are NERDS people just assume you are a nerd once you tell them you write code

And that's why there are scientific programming languages:

"Hey, you are the Java guy, aren't you? My Java is broken!"

Me: *Takes a look at the code*

if ("4+4".equals("5+3")) {
System.out.println("Same result!");
} else {
System.out.println("Different result!");
}

Had to share this 😂
Via 8Gaming

I guess my story is not really cool, but okay, I lost my job as a Digital designer (Yeah, I actually have a bachelor's degree in graphic design, I'm an impostor)

I lost it because I saved enough money to travel to Japan and I wanted to stay at least a month so the company didn't like it. after coming back I got a job as a content editor, I just copied old content from an old website to a new one, basic html and css, not even responsive design, then I got really into it, and bootstrap came along, the company opened a new department "Front End" so I got in, I learnt responsive design and Jquery, really loved it, I went back to Japan for a month and a half, keeping my job, I liked it, but I quit.

I now work as a remote front end and I feel stuck, I'm very comfortable as remote, don't wanna go back to an office, but it seems I'll have to, can't find any opportunities to improve remotely, and I feel like I'm missing what the "cool kids" are doing.

Your code can't have bugs if you never compile it.

!WTF
Take a look at how big my SSD is(220GB).
Take a look at how much space I can remove with MS Disk Cleanup.

So there is a very very 👌 small risk that I will now erase the whole Windows Update File Server at Microsoft, lets see what's happens 🤞

//Me doing my coding projects
File1
File1v2
File1v2withuglyhack
File1v2didntworkthisissomethingelse
...File1v2shouldbefinal

I know what I'm dressing up as this year.