Well Gandalf was great...

hip hip [ ]

sorry, couldn't help myself.

To json or not to json is never the question...

Just double-tapped a post on facebook I wanted to "like" - it did not work 😄

My dad just heard about the Iphone7

He wants me to create an Iphone8 because I study things with computers and technology stuff.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

See sharp 8D

Sorry if this has already been posted...

Didn't know Samsung is now building weapons

On Friday I deployed to a life site without going through code review or any testing whatsoever. I am now known around the office as 'Billy the Kid'.

Hit the ++ and help me build my Avatar.

Just got given my own internal project at the company I work for! Basically I created a gulp task for one of our projects that allows us to use version control with Salesforce in a pretty easy way and deploy without a stupid IDE (like eclipse) getting in the way. Now they want me to turn that idea into a node module we can use company wide!

I wonder what data type dfox uses to store the voting score. We definitely know it's not a byte. Next up, let's test if it's an int16

Russian roulette in bash:
# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"

Is there a way for me to just hide everything on up work asking for WordPress? <_<

I am more thankful to StackOverFlow and Google than I am to my university.

It always works fine on Dev stage, not after that, never after that.

When you have notepad++ with 30+ files open, Excel spreadsheets on the taskbar, One Note annotations all over the screen, some email drafts pending in Outlook, but you can't remember where you Ctrl+v'd the fucking snippet.. alt + tab for ages to find it pasted in the browser's url bar lol

Learning to code in Visual Studio with such lame examples that I literally have to minimize my screen so that no one mocks me. #beginnerproblems

Merge the data tables they said....it should be a simple join they said....

This has been my wallpaper since june, when I had to become a dev at work.

I've been drinking waaayyy too much coffee while hunting those missing semicolons these last months.

so because of equipment limitations I am currently being paid to be bored and watch someone else try to figure out what is wrong with their code. I literally just want to build.

My wife would probably appreciate it if I kept the house as tidy and organized as my code.

Enough with the toolbars, Mom!

when the music is so good you have to turn it up to 101

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

When you are glad you didn't buy a Samsung Galaxy Note 7!

At Microsoft Interview,

Interviewer : What number comes after 8.1?
Interviewee : 8.2
Interviewer : Sorry you are not selected. It is 10

"This is a temporary solution" really means "This is a permanent solution"

Out company standard tools, which we are all supposed to use... (JIRA, confluence) .... IT had blacklisted docs.atlassian.....

Get it? 😂😂😂