That feeling when you have successfully reduced the APK size from 29MB to 14MB
http://i.giphy.com/xT5LMHxhOfscxPfI...

Client: "..and you will send us the big data via mail... right?"

At the end we send a 100 kb file.

that moment when you're looking for part time dev positions but everyone wants full-timers #CollegeLife

My rubber-ducky helper...

bus.rar

Shame me into coming back, why don't you?

Damn, devRant. No chill.

When a repost gets over 150++ but the original has less than 10 😕

If there were no keyboars shortcuts,I would have been 50% less productive.

Easy. Was creating a website for a client and they asked if we could add "those, what do you call them? Yeah cliparts" to the website.

Cliparts? Really? Those silly cartoon things from MS Office?

Girls are like a ‪‎internet domain name‬
ones you like are already taken.
Developers have more suffering than others.

Turkish protesters against government trying shutting down social networks

The hardest part of starting a new project... finding a good name and having a domain available for it.

When PM don't listen, no fuks was given by us devs.

"It's too hard , we shouldn't try it " said no developer ever

please don't...

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

programmers pickup lines

Treat your employees right...

when you spend 3 years at University studying Software Engineering, and your step dad asks you, " so what is it you that actually do?"... 😐

Well, fuck you too.

My Android Studio couldn't build Gradle even after fuckin' 42 minutes. Finally I had to force stop it.

Where did you two meet??😇😇😇

I wish this was my workspace..😢😢

Rant about my application - mate thinks he can add features that are insanely hard to implement. Dare initiated. $150 if he does it, he buys me 3 rounds if he looses.
Proceed to give him the link to the repo. He downloads it and runs it in VS. Complains that it doesn't work and is broken...
"Have you installed the frameworks?"
"What frameworks"...

"I'll not sign off this project unless you promise me that the app will NOT GET WET WHEN YOU UPLOAD IT TO THE CLOUD" (was a desk application... I left the company that same day and promised myself I'll never get back)

Account guy saw me coding...

account guy: so you type a lot.. how can you remember so much??

me: ??

account guy: I mean there is NO LOGIC in what you do, so you must read these things and type them here... you need to remember a lot.. right??

me: ohh... that... well.. I have very good memory :)

p.s. last line was sarcasm

That moment when you discover HyperTerm

#BeBetterEveryday

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
- Douglas Adams

Today:
Me: I need to reimage my Hard Drive

IT (Professional):we need to check the disk for errors.

Me: no, I need reimage my HD

IT: we shouldn't do that if the disk is bad

Me: the disk is fine we just need to reimage my HD

IT:let's check it anyways to be safe

Me: :/

Three hours later................
HDD: Pass
All checks: Pass

IT: maybe we should reimage the hard drive.

Me: Great Idea

ME: 😵🔫