My friend: what is your fav animal?
Me:

Old but gold, lose my shit every time 🌝

😰 If Python was a python

The serverless wave

I would be totally surprised with starting at 4 and stopping at 6!

And that's why my friend has rewritten a script 4 times now

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Ah, yes, javascript

Never leave your login on a postit

Fuck traffics jams!

Creating a acronym separater and plugging in GNU gave me a StackOverflowError I wonder why 🤔🤔🤔...

100% Real. And it's not even the worst on the site.

When you haven't bought the item yet but just want to inquire about it, give it a low rating. 'coz that's how the product reviews section works.

My code has reached adolescence; won’t stop misbehaving.

You know your week starts great, when you receive a call, that the whole shop database of a company is not working anymore.
Turns out MS Fucking SQL decided to drop all tables, just because the harddisk was full.

A SERIOUS FUCK YOU TO MICROSCHROTT!

It's not a lot of fun, when 15 people have to wait for you about 1 hour, until it is restored.

Why does this have to happen on a monday?

I've never found a perfect video until now.

You know your codebase is large when you expand your project tree and it's larger than a literal tree.

I put my raspberry pi 3 in a box and now I can't find the box...

Let's Encrypt and their free (wildcard) certificates. Simply great!

I fucking hate printers.