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Dank Learning, Generating Memes with Deep Learning !!

Now even machine can crack jokes better than Me 😣

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Haha am Eager to see this.

joke/meme

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Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

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Well, that's a diffrent approach to gdpr.

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After upgrading to Ubuntu 18.04 my Thunderbird is presenting me the new font it has to render emojis in full glory (or not) when it displays Twitter summary emails which contain emojis from user messages and names.

See the full featured list in the attachment.

Yours sincerely

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Different error is better 👍

joke/meme

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I got a PGP-encrypted email today, from my wife.
I am so proud

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joke/meme

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

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Got this in a fortune cookie the other day right after I released a new app.

random

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New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

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Them: Migrating their repositories to gitlab/bitbucket.

My classmates: using Google docs as Version Control.

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If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

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GDPR done right. 😂😂

joke/meme

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1. Buy boxes of orange juice, almost past their expiry date.
2. Put boxes on the hot office windowsill for a few weeks.
3. Cool down juice in fridge.
4. "Hey dear coworker, would you like a refreshing juice box on this hot spring day?"
5. Watch coworker retch and vomit, spitting blue-grayish juice over his desk, crying: "Why would you give me old moldy juice without checking the date?"
6. "Do you remember when you told me you didn't have time for unit tests? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, DAVE, THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEPLOY UNTESTED CODE.... NOW FINISH YOUR JUICE!"

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Totally agree...

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Github after Microsoft purchase

joke/meme

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When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

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Stackoverflow.

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Me brute forcing into the appartment (where i rent my room) modem:

*tries all most easy/logical combinations*

Nope.

*tries more difficult ones*

Nope.

*hmm.... no please not both just blank....... 😷*

Admin access granted.

😩

rant who needs security anyways

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I just tried to connect on my own teletype portal 😂 And this is one of the best error messages I've seen lately 😂

rant funny error teletype atom

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32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

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This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

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When someone's calls and completely loses his shit (swearing etc etc) because we HAVE TO FUCKING HELP HIM BECAUSE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE RELY ON THIS SITE WHICH IS DOWN.
Explained him calmly that its an unmanaged server which we literally don't have access to. Keeps on calling me all kinda things and then says he'll email some login details.

Bossman walks in, collegue goes like 'yo guess what just happened with linuxxx!'
Le me explains the story.

Bossman: email me his number. I'm going to call him. You treat my employees with fucking respect.

rant thank you

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That moment when

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My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

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The time a client compared me to an abortion for charging him a £10 monthly hosting fee...

rant wk86

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Got into the monday tech meeting, CTO be like: we lost 10% of users due to last version, terrible I know, but that's really valuable data, I want you to find out why they left.

rant ummm because of shitty version?

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Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

rant 404 github not found 🦄

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