customer who didn't paid for 3 months: why is our server down?

me: server?. what server?.

Well yeah. He is right!

Never make the same mistake twice.

There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

I was saying today that my life is pretty sad without a girlfriend until I received this

https://github.com/search/...

lol :p

3 hours of Google Search and finally on stackoverflow someone answers your question with a solution that works.

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

What good does this do then? lol!

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Not again...

This is just wrong..

Why should we use CSS when we can just use "&nbsp" ?!

(Found at work...)

The best prank played in our office was an AutoHotkey script that changed the space character to actually print the word 'space' in all caps.

The next message in Hipchat from the victim was: "WhatSPACEtheSPACEfuck!SPACEMySPACEkeyboardSPACEisntSPACEworking!"

The next time this prank was pulled, ALL symbols were typed out in all caps.

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

When you decide to update the framework during development

Do it with flash.

When people disable copy-paste...

SharePoint. Yup, that's the rant.

Just spent 3 hours on my Python server application.
It now does EXACTLY what it did before.

!rant

I had to stop developing hybrid android applications with Ionic and start developing native.. I was given 1 week to present an app or they would hire an external developer.. I knew nothing about Java or Android development and in 4 days I already have a working, hardware scanner integrated, API calling, camera picture taking,.. Application! My brain hurts and I'm feeling like a zombie, but hey.. I'm proud of myself! :D

The most useful utility I've ever seen 😮

I dont always use CSS, but when I do, the
Layout comes out
perfect

Navbar is cool now, better than the older one. But can you please move this circle for creating a new rant to the right? Actually it's all over everything and really disturbs. And possibly also fade it Out when you scroll.

You all have this college

I can't wait to learn a new flavour of JS so I can be completely irrelevant in two weeks again

The groaning sound you hear when someone in your office opens up that legacy code 😅

We hired a new team lead. On his first day he wore green leather elf shoes. Yeah, the pointy kind.

He also ended up being one of my favorite people ever, but also one of the weirdest.

!n case someone is unfamiliar with this joke ::

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, *"But how'd you know?"**

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Can't believe The Onion has a GitHub account 😂😂

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