...short story

At least, it was honest comment by developer........
Have you ever encountered such funny statement/code ?

*makes course outline*
Management: Um yeah make the outline similar to this course from earlier
Me: Hmm, so Yocto etc.. well that'll require a good amount of research because I've got no idea what Yocto is or how I'm supposed to use it.
*researches about Yocto, prepares build VM and Raspberry Pi target, thinks of how on Earth I'd make my coworker without Raspberry Pi interface with it from across the world*

2 days later..

Management: Yeah actually we don't want Yocto. Just do simple stuff like application development, GPIO etc.
Me & co-worker: Awesome mate! That'll make things a lot easier. Except for the 2 days of lost work, but we can live with that if it's just GPIO and such.

3 days later..

Management: guys your course outline sucks. Do it all over again, we want Yocto to be in it after all.

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Why don't you behave a little bit less like a fucking client that doesn't know what they want for once?!!

Welcome to dependency hell.

It's technically impossible for this update not to fuck everything up.

Oh, I use Arch Linux btw.

I am so sick of people using emoji's in business related emails. I want to hunt them down and break their fingers when I see it.

!rant
Finally did a clean reinstall of my six-year-old Macbook. Decided to change up the theme too, really liking the new 80s Outrun look. Running so smoothly too!

Had to delete and repost because the original screenshot showed something personal.

Original caption: How dare Tumblr calls me a nerd! It might be true... But still!

Nesting to 4 levels! 🙈

This about sums it up

make money from nothing

I already wrote one rant about how my family deals with me being a developer, but this rant I wanna dedicate to people close to my family and what they actually think...

Earlier this year I ended school, so I was supposed to find a job. Well...I live in region where only small IT "companies" exist. It is really hard to find job as a developer around here. These small companies either do not want to hire anyone or they just hire people with super amazing university or just family members and friends. Anyway, I did not want to move to the capital city, so I just kept seraching...and that is how this family friends started to be fucking toxic.

While searching for job everyone just kept telling me how am I lazy as fuck and will not just go digging fucking drains or work for minimum wage to some korean shit company around here. Of course not literally, but I can see when someone starts to look at me as I am completely crazy. Our family lost many fake friends who just do not understand because of this. But it did not ended here...

When I finally found a job 1.5 month earlier, I was so happy. Job from home in relative good company. Ho Lee Fuk! Nobody believes me I am actually working. People look at me as I am a lazy fuck laying all day in bed and watching fucking TV. I am done with these dick people.

End of story.

So now you can hire a container with computers and all that stuff so you can start mining crypto currency immediately... What is humanity going to be in 10 years? Everyone's just gonna mine Bitcoins instead of working? 😦

Hands up, who actually uses this shit?

Seriously, this is one of the most innovative apps I've used in the past year. The developer must be having fun torturing hundreds of people every day. But fuck this shit, it works (and most alarm clocks didn't work for me)

When you watch LotR as a geek xD

Python syntax is almost like KARMA! 😒😓
Karma is "what you do is what you get" while
Python syntax is "what you see is what you get"

Smart windows
- {turnoff.us}

FUCK HELL YEAH! I'm done with my FUCKING THESIS! I just handed it in - that filthy time eating piece of blood sucking papershit! God yes! I'm proud and relieved as fuck!

Got really sick as well! Fuck the stress! Fuck everything. I'm just gonna play Witcher 3 all day long with some nice cup of tea !

When you're thinking about your code when doing math homework, but then realize you're accidentally putting semicolons after each step.

A buddy of mine left his sudo user unlocked... I had to troll...

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Halloween on GitHub scared me... for a moment I thought is something wrong with my eyes. 😰

👌a fresh start

Been accepted to the Google Developer Challenge Scholarship 2017/2018 for Android Development! 😀

Happy Halloween!

Tried browsing reddit on my new feature phone today, was not disappointed.

It has a surprisingly feature rich browser
http://html5test.com/s/...

Happy Coding Morning

Finally installing and setting up my Pi's OS.

What a time to be alive 😂😂

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I want to give that to multiple people right now.