One of the hardest decisions I make during the day is what I'm going to have for lunch...

Got my DevRant stickers today! Haven't been this excited since my first Pull Request was approved.

Got my rubber duck!!! Now I can sleep in peace.

The new Razer Phone may be the reason I switch over to Android.

If I say I’m new here too; can I get a sticker?

At my workplace a while back we got some new interns.
I had been explaining how to use the commands on our Linux server. While I was in mid-sentence talking about what shutdown does, the intern inputs the shutdown command; shutting down everything... not shortly after, I start getting bombarded with emails and calls...

This is a good Friday. Watching Halloween movies in the dev room and having Chick-fil-A catered

I mean...

Just got out of a meeting where they revealed to me that I will be the only dev on this project and I'll need to update the entire thing to a more modern coding standard.
But the project is 10 years old... and is massive... Why do they hate me so much?

Just saw an article online that Apple is thinking about making automobiles.
Not sure how people will see outside since it won't have Windows...

Day 2:
My coworker has picked up that I can hear their humming... Continues to hum to every song they're listening to.
Now is known as Hummingbird.

I've never been more annoyed than while a coworker is humming right next to me... for the ENTIRE shift!

Client: Can you create a button that does 3 other things so it's easier on us?
Me: But won't that defeat the purpose of -
Client: You know what... make it 5 other things.

I've never felt more defeated than to have spent 8 hours of intense integration to find out I've only worked 30 minutes.

Something that absolutely drives me crazy is how there is no TreeView of my repositories in SourceTree... just the stupid scroll bar at the top! UGHH!!!